Hi! I'm a 19-year-old guy from Finland. Making up jokes is one of my passions and I had to make up some in English for some new English speaking friends of mine. They are 'playing with words' kind of stuff.

Why was a lazy blonde unwilling to go and lay down behind a car?

-she thought she would get exhausted

Why didn't a lazy blonde want to go and lay down near a bicycle's rear tire?

-she thought she would get tired

Why aren't the hobbits good at ice hockey?

-they always have to play short-handed

Why does a goalkeeper go to shower before going to bed?

-to keep a clean sheet

How did a snowboarding pro practice with his dog?

-he did a tailgrab

please tell me whether or not you liked it! perhaps there is more coming soon!

EDIT: sorry for posting this twice, after one and a half years of using this cell phone, I still make mistakes!

Why aren't the hobbits good at ice hockey?

-they always have to play short-handed

Why does a goalkeeper go to shower before going to bed?

-to keep a clean sheet

^^^^^ Those were cute I thought. But not many folks know hockey like I do.

pretty good