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Topic: another blonde joke
Ice38 Joined Wed 10/15/08 Posts: 25272	Tue 12/13/11 08:32 PM
Speeding A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your license? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

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Now thats funny.

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starrywonders Joined Thu 11/03/11 Posts: 20	Thu 12/15/11 07:49 AM
I think the rash driver blonde is quite smart. At least she hands the pocket mirror instead of the real license.

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