Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little
smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard, or *****, who made you sad.


2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.


4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.



5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be... until you quit whining.



6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.



7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask
"because you are my friend".



Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth.


And always remember....when life hands you lemons, make lemonade!

And when handed limes ask for tequila and salt.

Now...that is my kind of friendship...lol

well I have friends like that!! Im blessed

I love that Izzie

its only funny cause of how true it really is

What good is a friend if they aren't willing to do those for you?

me to!!!
thats my idea fo real friends there!!!





but i forgot to add





#10.

when you are in jail.... i wont abil you out but i will look at you from teh next cell and say..... damn that was fun!!

Izzie...sweetpea...

If you're my friend...we aren't getting caught...LOL

well we wont get caught....... again!!

I like that!

I feel I'm a good friend, I listen to people and what they have to say even some times if I might not like it I still listen. Also I am probably there for most of my friends when they need me, rather it's online or on the phone.

Some might say I would give my shirt off my back as how good of a friend I am.. but I do have my limites and all.

I don't after all let people just walk all over me, etc.

Sometimes I start to think I'm more of a friend to my few friends then they are to me, like I give more then I take, oh well. Guess that is how it must go.