I am in

It's Thursday already?

Fat Elvis must be hungry again!

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well hi again everyone sorry I had to go walk my dog how was everyone's day??

It's a dog-eat-dog world...and I'm wearin' milkbone underwear!

milkbone underwear?? hmm sounds intriguing

I thought I'd read a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

...only to dogs...and certain cults existing in the wilds of Iowa.

Hello Jaded....sorry I didn't say good night last night....I was asleep at the keyboard....

Eileen!!! *Hugs* it's ok i thought you were mad at me and started to get worried i said something wrong

Tom if sit quietly in the corner can i have a shot o Jack?

What did Jack do to you?

Nothing wrong, just was so tired I couldn't hold my eyes opened anymore...couldn't even say good night to Jessie when he emailed me

awww ok goodie gum drops!!! and hi hanged!

Now where did Airliner go?????? He said he was in and I have a chair over here for him and his drink.......and a pipe if he behaves!!!!

An extra joke for the Thursday Roll Call.


The Managing Director of a Large construction firm called his foreman into his office and told him that due to rising costs, and inflation, he was having, regrettably to lay some of his workforce off.
He said.
“As you are my Chief Foreman, I’m giving you the responsibility of releasing either Jack or Susan from their contracts. I’ll leave it to your discretion.”
In somewhat of a quandary, the foreman went down to the shop floor and called Susan into his office.
“Susan, I’m sorry to have to be the one to break this news to you. But due to management cutbacks, I have to either lay you or Jack off.”
Susan replied.
“Well, you’d better Jack off, because hell will freeze over before you lay me!