Topic: What a Croc!!!!!
uk1971's photo
Thu 11/24/11 11:15 AM
Am I the only person affected by this?
I THINK NOT.

You receive a message in your email inbox here, saying something along the lines of.

Hi. I am new to this site and was going through the profiles and yours caught my eye.
WHAT A CROC!!!
I don't have any pics on my profile yet as they are waiting for approval.
WHAT A CROC!!!
If you send me your email address, and I will share my pics with you there.
(example) iamascammer@hotmail.com. :wink:
WHAT A CROC!!!
They tend also to say, when they have an account here with NO actual profile pic, saying that they don't want everyone to see their pic.
WHAT A CROC!!!!!!
If they can send pics by private email, then there's NOTHING stopping them from uploading pics onto their profiles.
They also give out different locations on their profiles.
Ultimately they are African based. Usually Ghana.
WHAT A CROC!!!!
I COULD list loads more of this sort of stuff. But I must apologise now as I need to reply to this hot 33 year old who is looking for men between the ages of 30 - 50.
Should suit me perfectly. I'm almost 57. rofl rofl rofl

motowndowntown's photo
Thu 11/24/11 11:21 AM
I hear Natasha from Smolensk is a very nice girl. If you help pay for her fathers heart operation and buy her a new tractor she'll send you some nice pics of her whatchamacallit.

machug's photo
Thu 11/24/11 11:32 AM
I get ton of them. I have never had so many marriage proposals and declarations of undying love in my life!!! LOL

Yes, that's what I want...to marry a person (with no picture) I have never shared a word with. True love for sure.
winking :laughing:

AndyBgood's photo
Thu 11/24/11 11:34 AM
This is a crock...



This is a crocodile...



(I took my pet Fluffy to the beach. Cleared it of all people in about 10 seconds! Had the beach to myself all day with Fluffy around.)

And this is what most of the lines people feed us when they are scammers...



Note the steam?

So I would imagine these scammers have a crock pot full of crap!

no photo
Thu 11/24/11 01:35 PM
laugh

pyxxie13's photo
Thu 11/24/11 07:51 PM
oooo The veggies look delicious! Quick ! I need a fork!:tongue:

winterblue56's photo
Thu 11/24/11 07:53 PM
rofl rofl

Tulareman's photo
Fri 11/25/11 12:53 AM

This is a crock...



This is a crocodile...



(I took my pet Fluffy to the beach. Cleared it of all people in about 10 seconds! Had the beach to myself all day with Fluffy around.)

And this is what most of the lines people feed us when they are scammers...



Note the steam?

So I would imagine these scammers have a crock pot full of crap!
That crockpot full of stew looks YUMMY!!!! Wish this pc monitor was a scratch & sniff sceenfrustrated

no photo
Fri 11/25/11 04:35 AM
I think BK needs to start serving Croc burgers.

wux's photo
Fri 11/25/11 04:44 AM

I think BK needs to start serving Croc burgers.


Who is BK? I ain't seeing noone with a name like that. On this thread so far.

Bionic Krokodile? Yea, there are lots of those on this site.

no photo
Fri 11/25/11 04:51 AM
hold the pickles
hold the lettuce
crocodile orders
don't upset us

wux's photo
Fri 11/25/11 04:52 AM

I get ton of them. I have never had so many marriage proposals and declarations of undying love in my life!!! LOL

Yes, that's what I want...to marry a person (with no picture) I have never shared a word with. True love for sure.
winking :laughing:


You know, that's my only hope for marriage. To establish a friendship-first relationship with a sincere woman, who can't see me and does not hear me talk. Then maybe she's the one who'll give me a chance.

In my early days of Internet dating, back ten years ago, I would find these astonishingly beautiful and kind ladies, and from their descriptions it looked like they were looking for exactly a guy like me. I sent them marriage proposals, to about fifty of them. I figured, if they are half as nice and double as harpie as can be expected, with looks like that I would be still laughing all the way to my grave.

I never ONCE got a reply.

So I wondered why.

I know now why.

They figured I was a scammer.

What a croc!! Can't they see that a short, ugly, poor, and fat guy would REALLY want to marry them? That I was as sincere as can be?

Women... they think they know you, and when they've thought they've seen everything, then I show up.

oldhippie1952's photo
Fri 11/25/11 05:16 AM
Anytime they direct you to an offsite email,
It's a croc!

And ewww, does it stink.

no photo
Fri 11/25/11 05:30 AM

Anytime they direct you to an offsite email,
It's a croc!

And ewww, does it stink.


But their so cute and cuddly.

PacificStar48's photo
Fri 11/25/11 09:24 AM
I love how they all have a daughter in the UK or they are going to the UK. Makes me wonder if it is just quicker to type UK than where ever else they are from.

They all want to go to yahoo messenger Must be the boier-room server of choice.

I wonder if I put up a crockodile picture for my photo if that would discourage any of them?