I like to see every thing other than a bare body whether the party may be a male or female.

Discussion about onions or any of the following things;
roaches
beetles
spiders
snakes
wet carpets
hand soap
anything to do with needles
kitchen sponges
bluetooth headsets
paper towels
unmade beds
garbage
coconuts
big dogs
folded laundry
shaving cream
kids with a snotty noses
turtlenecks
clowns
Shrek
toilet paper rolls

Additionally, I'm not to into being the internet typographical police everytime somone misses a key...on the other hand, lazy or poor spelling is not cromulent and doesn't embiggen the profile of the writer in my opinion.

And it shouldnt be in Comic Sans font.

I get turned off by profiles that are a long list of negatives instead of saying what they do what. Also the profiles that go on and on about what they want in another person,so you end up thinking you need to be like God-like in order to date them.

biotchy whiny cr*p about how your mother potty trained you wrong and it has scarred you for life and how women all s*ck and your personality s*cks but you think you will somehow find a soul mate and BTW you have nothing to offer as far as interests or goals or anything and NO DRAMA QUEENS. AND NO THIS AND NO THAT. I find that people who state that they DON'T WANT WHATEVER, attract exactly what they don't want. But I could be wrong, somebody might find all that appealing....

Pics of scary clowns.....
I Hate Clowns!!!!