A bodybuilder was admiring his
body in the mirror when he
noticed he was suntanned
everywhere but his penis. So,
he went to the beach, naked,
and buried himself in the sand
with only his penis sticking out.
Two elderly ladies walked by
and saw this penis sticking out
of the sand. One of them
moved it around with her cane.
She said to her friend, "There
isn't any justice in this world."
Her friend asked her what she
meant.
"When I was 20, I was curious
about it. When I was 30, I
enjoyed it. When I was 40, I
demanded it. When I was 50, I
paid for it. When I was 60, I
prayed for it. When I was 70, I
forgot about it. And now that
I'm 80, the damn things are
growing wild, and I'm too old
to squat."
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