We all get scam, fake, flaky, obnoxious, ... and sometimes funny e-mails. Some can be entertaining.

I got this one today and I wonder "Who would fall for an IRS scam that is worded this badly?

Post yours too!

IRS notice,

There are arrears reckoned on your account over a period of 2010-2011
year.
You will find all calculations according to your financial debt,
enclosed.
You have to sick the debt by the 17 December 2011.

Yours sincerely,
Internal Revenue Service.

lol IRS yea right.

"Sick the debt?"
This mail could be for your dog.

I'm sure it went to millions. I wonder how many would fall for it? I obviously deleted the link portion.

I received this one a few days ago...


New York State - Department of Motor Vehicles
UNIFORM TRAFFIC TICKET
POLICE AGENCY
NEW YORK STATE POLICE
Local Police Code
THE PERSON DESCRIBED ABOVE IS CHARGED AS FOLLOWS
Time
7:25 AM Date of Offense
07/05/2011 IN VIOLATION OF
NYS V AND T LAW
Description of Violation
SPEED OVER 55 ZONE
TO PLEAD, PRINT OUT THE ENCLOSED TICKET AND SEND IT TO TOWN COURT, CHATAM HALL., PO BOX 117


To funny, since I haven't been to New York since the late 90s.

Subj: i am Ira - (long, random string of numbers)

Hey! Let us meet each other. I’m Ira.
So, I found your photos on dating site  from my sister's account.
Yestarday I left my boyfriend and decided to try something new.
I wanna know u closer, so write me something

Ira

I hope you supplied a number to the mental institute.

Hey guys,
Just a reminder.

3) Do not post an email or mail message from any other Mingle2 user, moderator, or administrator on the forums at any time.

I'm sure Metalwing was referring to personal emails, and not those from Mingle2 users.

Right Mark. I was referring to the ones like I posted. And I deleted the "link" that was attached to it.

Dear Sir,


I am Alhaji Yusuf Usman Abubaka, from Libya.


I got your contact from a web business directory.


Honestly, I am not a businessman. I was an Ex-General in the Libyan Army.


I hereby seek your assistance in the following ways.


1. 1.To assist me keep my fund under your custody, until the poilical crisis in my country is over.


2. 2.To assist me purchase a living house (home) in your country, where my duaghter can come over to further her education for safety.


I have $12,000,000.00USD in a Prime Security Company here in Tripoli - Libya.


Please educate me on the possibilities of conveying my fund to you in your country, for safe keeping in a reliable bank.


My 18 years daugther will be coming over to your country, when you receive my fund.


Please contact me on yusfabubaka@yahoo.com to let me know you received my email.


I will compensate you greatly for your help.



Regards,
Alhaji Yusuf Usman Abubakar.

I got a follow up, even though I didn't answer the first one.

Subject: I'm Irina

You can call me Irena.

Can't recognize your age on photo It's bad that the photo of poor quality. You want to know, how I look for shure.

Blonde hair, long legs, cute. My sister gave me your photos and e-mail.

Okay, if you want kindly respond


Lol...

Hmm, possibly. I have a feeling I'll be hearing from Igor again, even if I don't respond...

Most definitely.
I'm surprised I haven't been provided with a link to view Igor's photos yet.

NY State DOT, notice of speeding violation. Please pen attached file and send fine listed to address on attachment. Date of offense, 7/2/2011.

Cool, I wasn't in NY, but helluva good try!

*guess my driving record is public knowledge, lol*

Actually, your driving record on offenses is public record. I got a speeding ticket recently and then got a barrage of mail from lawyers with offers to "handle" it. I picked the cheapest one and got out of the ticket for thirty five bucks.

I recon, the errors, on "your period", would be that your a man!

Ive heard of male P.M.S.

but come on!

I got one here that I intercepted from Luvs to Aaron. Oh, can't post it.