My daughter came home from school last year with this:

Shut up, Manners, and Poop were all riding in a car. All of a sudden Poop jumped out. Shut up stopped the car and manners ran off after him. A cop pulls up and asks him for him name and he says, "Shut up." The cop replies, "I asked you your name, now what is it?" Again he answers, "Shut up." To this the cop replies, "Boy I'm gonna ask you one more time. Now, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" He says again, "Shut up." The cop now irritated screams, "Boy, where are your manners?" Shut up replies, "Back there pickin' up Poop!"

Now, same daughter several years ago. She had just started CCD classes (Catholic Religion). We were walking home on the 2nd day of class and I asked her what she had learned. She said, "We learned about that Frank guy." I said, "Frank?" She replies, "Ya know Frank The Sissy!" She was talking about St. Francis of Assisi!