Topic: anybody got a time machine?
singlemale34's photo
Thu 11/03/11 12:06 PM
if anybody out there has a time machine could i please borrow it


kwestion: if you had access to a time machine but could only use it once , how would you use it and why?

pyxxie13's photo
Thu 11/03/11 12:22 PM
I would go back to my childhood and love my parents a lot more. After my father passing two months ago.. I miss him terribly and wish I would of hugged more and kissed him more and just overall loved more than I did. I don't think I did a bad job before..but I would of liked more.

no photo
Thu 11/03/11 12:29 PM
go to the future and see what my life is like.
if i like it,
well then good.
if not,
kill myself.

no photo
Thu 11/03/11 12:30 PM
If you ever use an interdimensional resonator to space/time travel... DON'T feed the toads!

You have been warned. indifferent

pyxxie13's photo
Thu 11/03/11 12:31 PM

go to the future and see what my life is like.
if i like it,
well then good.
if not,
kill myself.

hmm... sorry going to have to unplug the machine before you try and off yourself!grumble

Ash36's photo
Thu 11/03/11 12:36 PM
Blow up the machine with a dynamite. Messin up with time-line is way too dangerous!

RoamingOrator's photo
Thu 11/03/11 12:43 PM
I've got a time machine, unfortunately it only goes two seconds into the past, but it takes ten seconds to get in and out of. spock

no photo
Thu 11/03/11 12:47 PM
I would go back to the moment just before michael j fox arrives in Hill Valley in Back to the Future. When he arrives I would hit him with a baseball bat and switch his Calvin Klien underwear for Sesame Street ones with his new name sewn in the back...Drew Peacock.

Then I would hit him with the baseball bat again.

:laughing:

KirkFleming's photo
Fri 11/18/11 01:47 PM
I would go back and kill the young Amschel Moses Rothschild, before he had his 5 sons, or kill Darwin as his theory was the justification for the deaths of at least 100 million people, or just Karl Marx. I haven't decided yet.
Then I would probably just stay there.

no photo
Fri 11/18/11 01:50 PM
I would go back and tell my 20-year-old self all of the horrible things that will happen once he gets married. And he damn well better listen this time.

Conrad_73's photo
Fri 11/18/11 02:41 PM
I do,but the damn Flux-Capacitor blew up yesterday,and I need to replace it!
Trouble is,the other one is in 2050,thus a few years off!laugh

Seakolony's photo
Fri 11/18/11 02:47 PM
I would go back to Philidelphia September 1, 1787 and warn the fore fathers of what was to come and to write a stricter constitution without an allowance of violation.

boonedoggy61's photo
Fri 11/18/11 02:53 PM
I would use it to go back to Jan, 1994..... at the end of january my
daughter was killed by a drunk driver.....then a year and three months later my son fell asleep behind the wheel comming home from work......I would try to change all of this....miss ya Tina....Daniel
.........dad

Conrad_73's photo
Fri 11/18/11 02:54 PM

I would go back to Philadelphia September 1, 1787 and warn the fore fathers of what was to come and to write a stricter constitution without an allowance of violation.
....and it would still be disregarded!

justme659's photo
Fri 11/18/11 02:57 PM
I would go back to March 18th of this year, the day Rick proposed. And knowing what I know now, hog tie him and drag his tookus to the Doctors to have his gall bladder removed. Then he would still be here.

Seakolony's photo
Fri 11/18/11 03:12 PM


I would go back to Philadelphia September 1, 1787 and warn the fore fathers of what was to come and to write a stricter constitution without an allowance of violation.
....and it would still be disregarded!

I would takee newspaper proof, LOL.

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 11/18/11 03:34 PM
I had one but I misplaced it somewhere yesterday.

KirkFleming's photo
Fri 11/18/11 04:53 PM

I had one but I misplaced it somewhere yesterday.

Yesterday!? It's not still there is it? rofl

KirkFleming's photo
Fri 11/18/11 05:02 PM
My friend had a TARDIS, but some timelord with the cheesy name Doctor stole it. Luckily my friend used his key-fob to fry the camouflager circuit before it completely dematerialized.

If anyone has seen an old british blue police/telephone booth flying or in an odd place, give my friend a call, as a reward he has an extensive antique collection as well as a couple of tame extinct species.