God looks down and notices Adam all alone while all the animals have mates. He decides to create a companion for Adam as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I'm going to create the ultimate companion for you. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg." After thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, "What can I get for a rib?"

Now that's good!