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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 2
ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 03/27/12 01:36 AM Edited by ujGearhead on Tue 03/27/12 01:37 AM
Don't look now boonedoggy but you talking about chicks and trouble walks in. Better serve them promptly... I like them kind of chicks! They smell like leather at first, then later.......

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Tue 03/27/12 07:53 AM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH....... HOT WINGS!!!!!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 03/27/12 10:53 AM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH....... HOT WINGS!!!!! Drop the hot biker chicks and put your hands in the air.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Tue 03/27/12 03:14 PM
but........ but........ but.......

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 03/27/12 04:18 PM
Hey, don't "butt...butt" me! We're talking about hot winged biker chicks, not butt burners. Now are you coming quietly or do I need to alert the boob patrol to hold you captivated?

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Wed 03/28/12 06:19 AM
BOOB Patrol ??????????

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 03/28/12 07:32 PM
BOOB Patrol ?????????? Yes, they all come from Hooters.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 03/29/12 06:28 AM
Boone: You'd better listen to OH52 and keep those hands up. But is that BBQ Wing sauce I see on the corner of his beard? Oh and I couldn't join the Boob Patrol.... There wasn't enough boob to make the cut

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 03/29/12 06:38 AM


oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 03/29/12 11:53 AM
Just wait till they frisk you!

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 03/29/12 12:16 PM
Just wait till they frisk you! What do you think this is Airport Security Jade runs a high class establishment (bar) here Once you pass through the metal detectors at the door....you're fine, no need for frisking Unless we want to

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 03/29/12 01:02 PM
Just wait till they frisk you! What do you think this is Airport Security Jade runs a high class establishment (bar) here Once you pass through the metal detectors at the door....you're fine, no need for frisking Unless we want to Pick me!!!!!!! Pick me!!!!!!!!! I want you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLease...............

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 03/29/12 02:20 PM
Ohhhhh child, I learned from the best a long time ago I don't do my own frisking (too much liability in that).... I have a private SUMO Wrestler to do the frisking for me Now how's that for a visual

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 03/29/12 05:48 PM
Awful........

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 03/29/12 06:48 PM
Awful funny!!!! Get in the squatting position boonedoggy! Disclaimer: Not responsible for groping.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Fri 03/30/12 06:13 AM


jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Fri 03/30/12 08:20 AM
yea, I thought after you got over the visual on that one, you could appreciate the humor If Jade were here, she'd have a field day with that one Good that people have kept her bar open and lively for her while she's been out. But you guys better start to get this place cleaned up and ready for her or when she gets back and sees this mess.....There will be heck to pay

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Fri 03/30/12 09:15 AM
I am not cleaning nuttin....... I don't get paid to clean!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Fri 03/30/12 09:22 AM
Ohhhh....you are going to be in so much trouble mister Wait till Jade sees all of those chicken feathers on the floor

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Fri 03/30/12 09:56 AM
Hey!!!!!! I didn't pluck those chicken's..... Hippie brought them in here, Its his fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!