I was at a function last year when a young lady caught my eye.....
It wasn't her looks that caught my attention.....
It was about the 6 feet of toilet paper stuck to her heel of her shoe being dragged behind her as she crossed the banquet room floor....
Now, chivalry is not dead here in my court... So I walked over to her... Got her attention with an ahem....
I motioned for eyes to look down as I stepped on the TP...
She freed herself of the TP and silently thanked me....
She returned later in the evening with a smirk on her face....
She leaned over and told me she was intending to take the TP home... Very rarely does anyone make comment to people who have that stuff under shoe....
She also advised me to get my own TP and not take from others....
Funny introduction but we are still friends today!

Funny how folks meet. Great recovery on her part.