Good. Cause landing on yer head hurts.

ONCE AGAIN IT'S TUESDAY IN GERMANY.

Here's a new menu to run in tandem with the standard one at the beginning of the thread.

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!


Stuffed Dates with Roquefort

Prawn and Rice Paper Rolls with Peanut Hoi Sin

Praline of Smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese

Crouton of Goat’s Cheese with Chilli Jam

Bourgogne Pinot Noir, Alex Gambal.

The Dinner Sea Scallops with Foie Gras and Truffled Parsnip Dressing

Risotto or Wild Mushrooms with Parmesan Shavings

Fillet of Aberdeen Angus Beef with Périgord Truffles, Cocotte Potatoes, Pine-Scented Crushed Cauliflower, French Beans

Baked Artichoke with Seasonal Vegetable and Pine Scented Cauliflower, Golden Dome of Puff Pastry.


Desserts


Traditional Croquenbouche

Strawberry Romanoff

Red Fruit Charlotte

Mango Délice with Caramelised Strawberries

Bavarois flavoured with Rum

Vacherin with Summer Fruits

Fruit Flambé

Summer Pudding

Lemon Verbena with Fruits


Cigars



Baby Grand Piano

Pianist

Harpist

String quartet

Jazz trio

Discotheque

Traditional jazz band

Six piece Dance Band



Fresh sliced fruits and berries in the evening.

Co.ktail Card for this evening.

2113
747
8-Ball
ABC
Abilene
Abre Piermas Party Punch
Absolut Cosmopolitan
Absolut Tonic
Absolutely Fabulous
Adam
Admiral
After 12
Ballbuster
Baltimore Bracer
Bam Bam
Banana Donkeychamp
Batman
Beady Little Eyes
Beige Blindfold
Belladonna
Belmont
Berry-Berry
Bloody Mary
Brainstorm
Citrus Martini
Daiquiri
Depth Charge
Designated Driver
Dry Grape Vine
El Gringo Loco
Electric Lemonade
Erotica
Fair and Warmer
Fantasio
Fat Friar
Feed Bag
Fireball
Flying Dutchman
Free Silver
Gasoline
Geisha Cup
Gentleman's Club
Gilligan
Godiva Ice Cream Soda
Gorilla Snot
Halloween
Iced Tea
Irish Cream
Irish Nut
Irish Sunset
Irish Tart
Maxim
Monkey Business
Moonmint
Moscow Mimosa
Napoleon
Nightmare
Nomad
Nutty Poteeny
Pina Colada
Pineapple Upside-Down Shake
Shamrock Surprise
Tomato Tang
Virgin Bellini
Vodka Jelly
Yellow Jacket


WELCOME ONE AND ALL.

Happy Tuesday Tom!!!!!

hi all

Hey HBB!!!!

<---- damn bored in the classroom

TLW Hey there!!!

Hello to everyone in here tonight...

Heya Tom! Got any Velveeta?

Roll Call Humour.

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy.

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on your FM dial in Ft Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest.

Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool.

So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater.

This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.

Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit.

This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.

Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive.

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job..."

hi ella amd eileen
and everybody

((((Eileen))))

Hey Nus!!

Not at the moment nus. But if you're having trouble with yours you could always try rubbimg some cream on it

Heya ella!

I tried the cream trick...I think I broke my washing machine.

Excuse me-there's a grapefruit at my door...

hi ella how r u

hey tom, hey everyone. was a good monday here, hope tuesday goes as well!!!
how was the interview tom??

[[ELLA]]

{{{Miguel}}}

{{{NUSALOR}}}

nice to hear don4169
how r u eillena9

Hey don

About the interview. Don't ask!

Not bad HBB!!!


Hey Don!!