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| Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 8 | |
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(and they say possums stink!) 
I, not being a possum, am imbued with a natural "sweetness". 
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(and they say possums stink!)
I, not being a possum, am imbued with a natural "sweetness".
WHITE MEAT!!! 
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(and they say possums stink!)
I, not being a possum, am imbued with a natural "sweetness".
WHITE MEAT!!!
farmer tan...white? |
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(and they say possums stink!)
I, not being a possum, am imbued with a natural "sweetness".
WHITE MEAT!!!
Someone yesterday told me that if I'm a possum, I'm the "other white meat." But I did think that was pork's middle name so am not sure what I get to be... Maybe just stinky is FINE! |
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(and they say possums stink!)
I, not being a possum, am imbued with a natural "sweetness".
WHITE MEAT!!!
Someone yesterday told me that if I'm a possum, I'm the "other white meat." But I did think that was pork's middle name so am not sure what I get to be... Maybe just stinky is FINE! Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet... 
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(and they say possums stink!)
I, not being a possum, am imbued with a natural "sweetness".
WHITE MEAT!!!
Someone yesterday told me that if I'm a possum, I'm the "other white meat." But I did think that was pork's middle name so am not sure what I get to be... Maybe just stinky is FINE! stinky is as ... |
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Edited by
metalwing
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Sun 11/06/11 02:12 PM
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(and they say possums stink!)
I, not being a possum, am imbued with a natural "sweetness".
WHITE MEAT!!!
Someone yesterday told me that if I'm a possum, I'm the "other white meat." But I did think that was pork's middle name so am not sure what I get to be... Maybe just stinky is FINE! stinky is as ... 
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Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!!
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Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!!
The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" |
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Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!!
The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" And LOTS of rum. |
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sour dough, wheat, rye or ciabatta, mustard, mayo, vinegrette? onions, tomatoe, spinach lettuce or mustard greens...egg salad? tuna? pulled pork...PULLED PORK? Tarzan..is that you?
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Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet...
All are welcome here! |
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Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet...
All are welcome here! ditto moskitto |
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sour dough, wheat, rye or ciabatta, mustard, mayo, vinegrette? onions, tomatoe, spinach lettuce or mustard greens...egg salad? tuna? pulled pork...PULLED PORK? Tarzan..is that you? Pulled pork is my FAVORITE!!!!
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Pulled pork is my FAVORITE!!!!
Exactly the deserted island path my mind wandered down at her comment... |
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Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet...
All are welcome here! ditto moskitto Oinkity Boinkity! |
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Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!!
The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" The hot blond, not impressed says, "I don't have a sandwich but would you like a large, fully inspected wiener?" The pirate smiles and retorts, "No thanks, I already have one." The hot blond, still feeling sorry for the rumpled wet pirate adds, "The guy gave me his foot long wiener. He said it was magic! Would you like to make a wish" The pirate, feeling hungry and exhausted thinks she know not the powers of the magic wiener to which the man referred. "My wish, buxon wench, is for you to make me a sandwich!" he exclaims in laughter. "Very well", she says. She pulls out the 12 inch wiener and waves it over the pirate ... and says the magic words ... "You're a sandwich!" |
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Hello just dropping in to see how all is going here. I would like to tender my resignation as weiner inspector. I think we need someone new to fill the position. I am EXHAUSTED!!
The pirate washed up on the beach, exhausted. Dazed, he looks around and spies the hot blond. He tries to get up but cannot move. The blond, aware of many things, sees the tangled pile of human refuse and the feeble movements. She instantly knows the situation and heads over to give assistance. The pirate appears unconscious as she leans over him. She puts her face close to his and whispers, "Are you OK?" The pirate cracks open one eye (the other has a patch!) and sees the roundness of her bosom. He smiles gently and whispers back ... "Arrrgggh, make me a sandwich!" The hot blond, not impressed says, "I don't have a sandwich but would you like a large, fully inspected wiener?" The pirate smiles and retorts, "No thanks, I already have one." The hot blond, still feeling sorry for the rumpled wet pirate adds, "The guy gave me his foot long wiener. He said it was magic! Would you like to make a wish" The pirate, feeling hungry and exhausted thinks she know not the powers of the magic wiener to which the man referred. "My wish, buxon wench, is for you to make me a sandwich!" he exclaims in laughter. "Very well", she says. She pulls out the 12 inch wiener and waves it over the pirate ... and says the magic words ... "You're a sandwich!" That is why SHE IS the inspector...WOW Jayne |
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...WOW Jayne!!! 
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Hello Viv , Sadie , Glenda.....has my application for island residence been approved yet...
All are welcome here!
I hope there is no Politics No Religion and No money on this island. I have reached a stage in my life that I would like continuous FUN |
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