Pick the day you were born on (i.e. 5th, 6th etc.) to see what kind of farter you are...

1-AMBITIOUS FARTER
Always ready to fart.

2-LAZY FARTER
Just fizzles

3-AMIABLE FARTER
Likes to smell others farts.

4-SELFISH FARTER
Only enjoys smelling his own farts.

5-CARELESS FARTER
Farts in church, restaurants, and department stores without even an iota of shame.

6-SMART ALEC FARTER
Farts when girls are in the room.

7-CLEVER FARTER
Farts and coughs at same time.

8-SCIENTIFIC FARTER
Keeps his or her farts in jars with the dates on them.

9-STINGY FARTER
Belches instead of farting to save his butthole.

10-FOOLISH FARTER
Farts and laughs, while others cry.

11-SHY FARTER
Can only fart on a deserted Island.

12-CONCEITED FARTER
Thinks he can fart the loudest.

13-UNLUCKY FARTER
Tries to fart and soils his underwear.

14- TIMID FARTER
Is emotionally shaken by the sound of farts.


16-SLOVENLY FARTER
Farts refuse to leave underwear, it's nice and damp in there and they can stick around.


17-NERVOUS FARTER
Farts very tight squeaky half farts, keeps the rest for the privacy of his or her own home.


18-MISERABLE FARTER
Can't fart unless he or she is in the privacy of their own home.


19-CONFUSED FARTER
Has such bad breath he or she can't tell where the smell is coming from.


20-GROUCHY FARTER
Swears at his or her farts.


21-SNEAKY FARTER
Farts, cups the noxious cloud tightly between his or her cheeks, then waits for someone else to get up or make a move to lift cheek.


22-DISAPPOINTED FARTER
Their farts don't stink.


23-FRESH GUY FARTER
Turns around in front of you and farts.


24-BIG BULLY FARTER
Farts louder, longer, and smellier than everyone elses.


25-VAIN FARTER
Deeply moved by the smell of farts.


26-CLAIRVOYANT FARTER
Can tell what others have eaten from their farts.


27-WISE FARTER
Farts and say's "Who dropped their guts?"


28-DAMNED MEAN FARTER
Farts in bed and pulls the covers over wife's head (aka the Dutch oven)


29-MUSICAL FARTER
Tenor or bass
Clear as a bell
Smells like ****
Sounds like a tuba


30-HONEST FARTER
Farts and blames in on others or the dog.


31-LIVELY FARTER
Jumps up in air, toots three times, kicks simultaneously.

I'll have all of the above with peanut butter, jam and fluff.

HE! my day is not there. Must mean I do not fart!

musical.hehehe! I can wail on "For the Good Times"

Sorry guys. I missed this one out.


15-BEWILDERED FARTER
Unable to distinguish between their farts and others.

Born on the 1st. Hmm, I must've been born a premie (maybe 9 days early)

29-MUSICAL FARTER

19-CONFUSED FARTER
Has such bad breath he or she can't tell where the smell is coming from.

mine isn't right. I am more a destructive farter.. try to take everyone out with me

Clairvoyant. I could have told ya that. Ooops I feel another brewing.

I plead the fifth

I'm being a smart alec and not saying...

Born on the 1st. Ambitious!

So many choices.

Too many decisions

All of the above at times.

Ain`t nothing like rippin a damn good one.