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Come on in hang your hat and stay a while.................

we did it

here's to you txsgal, nice thread you have here

Good going guys!

Flipping madness, this is...what is next? Oh...I know! The rest of the mano says sayings! You are ON ese!

I got something for manO he needs to come and get it

manO says women are like convertibles. they're both more fun with their top down

But only perform well with a good driver at the controls!

What's with the grumble face...you need lessons or somethin'?

here's the "manO says" list so far:

manO says there are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
manO says bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy
manO says "I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be"
manO says once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her
manO says women are like a pack of cards ...
... You need a heart to love her
... A diamond to marry her
... A club to smash her head in
... And a spade to bury the biotch
manO says women are like fine wine. they all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache
manO says women are like fish, more fun to catch while drinking
manO says that beer contains female hormones, because after you drink two or three, you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullchit
manO says women wear white on their wedding day so they will match the stove and fridge
manO says a good woman will do 70 chores around the house: Cooking and 69
manO says women are like convertibles. they're both more fun with their top down

Y'all can run 'n' hide, even change ya Address, but I c'n still find ya's

hey ray

Wouldn't be the same without ya!

you should make a thread ese

The "Mano Sez" Thread!
Woo-hoo!

it would go to his head and vivian would have to put him in his place

A "Mano Sez" Smackdown? Do it, baby!

manO wouldn't stand a chance. have you seen the size of vivian's pectoral muscles