Well you are definitely not ugly. Why dont you start your thread under dating and relationships, call it, ---Calling all Lipstick Lezbiens...

You will probably meet some people that way...

My new profile.


"WARNING"
I am a Scorpio.

1) Anyone with heart problems please stay off this ride. The sexual pleasures will be more intense and I can not be responsible for your safety.

2) If you are a male, PLEASE!!! do not attempt to get on this ride as it will cause serious damage to your genitals.

3) If you are under 30, please have a guardians consent before attempting to get on this ride. I can not be responsible for your unwillingness to get off the ride.

4) If you have never been on a ride before, PLEASE!!!! let someone know so we can have clean up crews ready.

5) If you did not laugh at least once, PLEASE!!! go immediately to the nearest laugh clinic and get that stick removed from your butt. Once you get yourself a sense of humor, please feel free to return and enjoy the ride.

I thank you for stopping by and I hope you enjoy the ride.

Ahahaha!

that's hawt!

"Her new profile"
...a graphic novel by FatFreddy et al

"WARNING"
I am a Scorpio.

1) Anyone with heart problems please stay off this ride . The sexual pleasures will be more intense and I can not be responsible for your safety.

2) If you are a male, PLEASE!!! do not attempt to get on this ride as it will cause serious damage to your genitals.

3) If you are under 30 , please have a guardians consent before attempting to get on this ride . I can not be responsible for your unwillingness to get off the ride.

4) If you have never been on a ride before , PLEASE!!!! let someone know so we can have clean up crews ready .

5) If you did not laugh at least once, PLEASE!!! go immediately to the nearest laugh clinic and get that stick removed from your butt Once you get yourself a sense of humor , please feel free to return and enjoy the ride .

I thank you for stopping by and I hope you enjoy the ride .

LMAO!!!

IF your really feeling that you have to know if your cool looking to them,,,THEN my dear,,,do your walking through the search engines here looking SOLELY for them,,and send each one YOU like an email and say hi,,,,IF they write ya back(which I'm sure they will) then YOU can have an opinion from ONE,,,to know for sure what SHE thinks of you?
Us dudes must ALSO do that walk,,,to see if we're COOL to anyone,,,Good Luck..

Thats remarkably good advice iam4u. I am proud to be associated with it and think that I am just saying what many readers will be thinking when I say 'Huzzah'

Disclaimer:
I cannot be held responsible if Huzzah means something bad in another language. In English, its an accolade.

I think I'll just give up or maybe try dating a guy for once in my life.

NOWWWWWWWW,,WAIT A MINUTE,,,,,,,,,,,













Maybe this has allbeen to much for you my dear,,PLEASE,,sit a minute and try and relax,,,,,OK,,,now,,,TAKE A DEEP BREATHE,,,










ok,,,lets see,,,where were you before I so rudely interupted?

OH,,,yes about to THINK about a date with a dude,,,how crude?


maybe you might,,,,want to sleep on it for the NIGHT?




And THEN,,,see how you feel tomorrow,,,and IF,,,,your feeling REALLY GOOD,,,,,,then,,,,,ok,,,maybe YOU WERE RIGHT,



Have a great night now,,,and KEEP THEM SMILES COMING!

Hey, I hope you feel great, because you look f'kin great. Personally, I'm not attracted to men so I am kind of "confused(?)" by the fact you look like a beautiful woman.

I have to confess, I wasn't born a cartoon. All my life I have been forced to live a false 3d life when I knew inside that I was really 2d. It took a lot of coming to terms with but hey. Here I am. And, you know, you gotta love the internet. It makes us all the same. You can be a beautiful girl and me a childishly drawn shadow of humanity and we're both happy. Heres to ya babe...