Hmmmm

Real women....not fantasy women...

Real women have completely uncool relatives that you gotta put up with on holidays and half your weekends.

Real women have leg stubble. (the flies gotta perch somewhere)

Real women have bad hair days.

Real women will always remember that time you messed up no matter how long ago it was.

Real women have completely unpredictable and erratic mood swings that will either require either holding her close or giving her some space. (flip a coin cause you are probably gonna do the wrong thing no matter what you try)

Real women give real love.

Makes all the other crap worth it.

it means they're used to the inflatable kind

i want one :D

I think it means bring a feather duster,
vacuum, sponge, rubber gloves, vaseline,
and a recipe for pot pie.
It is what it is.

real women are going to be defined in thousands of different ways, by thousands of different people. in texas, a real woman doesn't walk in front of her man, she may get too far ahead of him. she doesn't walk behind him, he may not lead her where they need to go. she walks beside him, taking his hand and sharing everything life gives them right by his side

What? Inflatable women aren't real? Never the less they are great to travel with. You don't need a passport for them, they don't eat much and lets face it they don't nag ya either

I am still adjusting...I keep looking for the like button...lol
very nice bulldog.

A real woman allows herself to be the person she was meant to be. She doesn't let Society, her family, her friends, and especially any man tell her how to behave, how to dress, how long her hair should be, who her friends are, or what kind of job she should be doing. She doesn't let her life be defined by getting married or having kids and doesn't hang on to a man like a life preserver. She thinks outside the box and lives life the way she wants. She is not afraid to try anything new or take risks because she knows life is too short not too. JMO