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Topic: Were are all the Texas People - part 24
oldsage's photo
Mon 09/05/11 05:59 AM







Well I thought maybe the new hip was getting squeaky
no, but it is getting rusty ohwell
So you do need the lube. Make up your mind
but they didn't install any zerts ohwell
What is a zert?


some say "zert"; some say "zerk"

It is a little metal nipple shaped fitting, that has a ball with a spring under it, to keep it closed. You screw it into mechanical things that move & need lubricant pumped into them from a brease gun. Used in many points on steering linkage, u-joints, roller bearings, etc.

Now you know.


Hummm so is that what man0 has in him a zert? Humm so where do ya grease him up at?whoa


IF he does, then you can hook a grease gun to him & PUMP HIM UP.

I will leave that lube job to someone else.

noway noway noway whoa whoa ill ill surprised

delilady's photo
Mon 09/05/11 06:12 AM






Well I thought maybe the new hip was getting squeaky
no, but it is getting rusty ohwell
So you do need the lube. Make up your mind
but they didn't install any zerts ohwell
What is a zert?


some say "zert"; some say "zerk"

It is a little metal nipple shaped fitting, that has a ball with a spring under it, to keep it closed. You screw it into mechanical things that move & need lubricant pumped into them from a brease gun. Used in many points on steering linkage, u-joints, roller bearings, etc.

Now you know.
Thanks Donflowerforyou

metalwing's photo
Mon 09/05/11 06:18 AM







Well I thought maybe the new hip was getting squeaky
no, but it is getting rusty ohwell
So you do need the lube. Make up your mind
but they didn't install any zerts ohwell
What is a zert?


some say "zert"; some say "zerk"

It is a little metal nipple shaped fitting, that has a ball with a spring under it, to keep it closed. You screw it into mechanical things that move & need lubricant pumped into them from a brease gun. Used in many points on steering linkage, u-joints, roller bearings, etc.

Now you know.
Thanks Donflowerforyou


Heh heh heh! He said "nipple" Heh heh heh!

delilady's photo
Mon 09/05/11 06:20 AM








Well I thought maybe the new hip was getting squeaky
no, but it is getting rusty ohwell
So you do need the lube. Make up your mind
but they didn't install any zerts ohwell
What is a zert?


some say "zert"; some say "zerk"

It is a little metal nipple shaped fitting, that has a ball with a spring under it, to keep it closed. You screw it into mechanical things that move & need lubricant pumped into them from a brease gun. Used in many points on steering linkage, u-joints, roller bearings, etc.

Now you know.
Thanks Donflowerforyou


Heh heh heh! He said "nipple" Heh heh heh!
he also said "you screw it"laugh laugh blushing

oldsage's photo
Mon 09/05/11 06:21 AM








Well I thought maybe the new hip was getting squeaky
no, but it is getting rusty ohwell
So you do need the lube. Make up your mind
but they didn't install any zerts ohwell
What is a zert?


some say "zert"; some say "zerk"

It is a little metal nipple shaped fitting, that has a ball with a spring under it, to keep it closed. You screw it into mechanical things that move & need lubricant pumped into them from a brease gun. Used in many points on steering linkage, u-joints, roller bearings, etc.

Now you know.
Thanks Donflowerforyou


Heh heh heh! He said "nipple" Heh heh heh!


Best description I know to use.
How would YOU describe a "grease zerk"??

metalwing's photo
Mon 09/05/11 06:22 AM









Well I thought maybe the new hip was getting squeaky
no, but it is getting rusty ohwell
So you do need the lube. Make up your mind
but they didn't install any zerts ohwell
What is a zert?


some say "zert"; some say "zerk"

It is a little metal nipple shaped fitting, that has a ball with a spring under it, to keep it closed. You screw it into mechanical things that move & need lubricant pumped into them from a brease gun. Used in many points on steering linkage, u-joints, roller bearings, etc.

Now you know.
Thanks Donflowerforyou


Heh heh heh! He said "nipple" Heh heh heh!


Best description I know to use.
How would YOU describe a "grease zerk"??



Manohappy

oldsage's photo
Mon 09/05/11 06:27 AM









Well I thought maybe the new hip was getting squeaky
no, but it is getting rusty ohwell
So you do need the lube. Make up your mind
but they didn't install any zerts ohwell
What is a zert?


some say "zert"; some say "zerk"

It is a little metal nipple shaped fitting, that has a ball with a spring under it, to keep it closed. You screw it into mechanical things that move & need lubricant pumped into them from a brease gun. Used in many points on steering linkage, u-joints, roller bearings, etc.

Now you know.
Thanks Donflowerforyou


Heh heh heh! He said "nipple" Heh heh heh!
he also said "you screw it"laugh laugh blushing


I forgot to mention, some zerks are simply "pressed in". The tight fit is what holds them in place.
biggrin rofl rofl :thumbsup: winking

galendgirl's photo
Mon 09/05/11 07:11 AM



I forgot to mention, some zerks are simply "pressed in". The tight fit is what holds them in place.
biggrin rofl rofl :thumbsup: winking


Oh baby! OOOOHHHH!

txmomof2's photo
Mon 09/05/11 07:13 AM
oh my my virgin eyesshocked shocked

good morning

metalwing's photo
Mon 09/05/11 07:14 AM









Well I thought maybe the new hip was getting squeaky
no, but it is getting rusty ohwell
So you do need the lube. Make up your mind
but they didn't install any zerts ohwell
What is a zert?


some say "zert"; some say "zerk"

It is a little metal nipple shaped fitting, that has a ball with a spring under it, to keep it closed. You screw it into mechanical things that move & need lubricant pumped into them from a brease gun. Used in many points on steering linkage, u-joints, roller bearings, etc.

Now you know.
Thanks Donflowerforyou


Heh heh heh! He said "nipple" Heh heh heh!
he also said "you screw it"laugh laugh blushing



heh heh heh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIc4rkazMZI

delilady's photo
Mon 09/05/11 08:12 AM
I'm getting all steamed up now. pitchfork

carold's photo
Mon 09/05/11 08:16 AM
Morning looks like I should of got my butt up earlier.waving Just get my coffedrinker :thumbsup:

TxsGal3333's photo
Mon 09/05/11 08:19 AM
Lmao.....heck Carol I have already been up had breakfast and a nap.....slaphead

carold's photo
Mon 09/05/11 08:24 AM
Was just reading about your BLTdrool But hash browns and eggs will got to do smile2

TxsGal3333's photo
Mon 09/05/11 08:28 AM
Ohhh hash browns and eggs are good that is what I had yesterday morning....drool

carold's photo
Mon 09/05/11 08:39 AM
I had the best lunch out after church yesterday drool Japannero's it is Japan and Latin fusion. :thumbsup:

TxsGal3333's photo
Mon 09/05/11 08:46 AM
Hummmm sounds yummy.....

I need to get up off my butt and do some house work today lmao but seems it is stuck to this chair...:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

carold's photo
Mon 09/05/11 08:58 AM
Haven't finished my coffee :wink:

TxsGal3333's photo
Mon 09/05/11 09:22 AM
Ohhh coffee has been finished here for a while and on like my third glass of tea...surprised

Nothing to do today fun that is lmao have plenty I could do around the house just have the don't want too's surprised

carold's photo
Mon 09/05/11 09:25 AM
I slept in feels good. I get around to house chores around 2.

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