A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs.

The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.Her father listened and then asked, “How is your friend Audrey doing?”She replied, “Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.”

Her wise father asked his daughter, “Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.” The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, “That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!”

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, “Welcome to the conservative side of the fence.”

If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between conservative and liberal or progressive or neocon I'm all ears.

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If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended."

I think it makes things seem simpler than they are

but its clever if nothing else

Nice post, Oldhippie.
And, so true.
Libs will give it away unless it's theirs.

It was an email from a friend, thought I should pass it on.

I'm a moderate, a conservative liberal or liberal conservative. Both sides have good points and bad points to me.

The conservatives vow no new taxes, I say we get rid of the tax loopholes. The liberals are against making people show id to vote, I say why not? And so on and so on for both viewpoints...

I agree. I find points on both sides.

I believe in many of those things they like to label 'redistribution of wealth',

I also believe in a flat rate tax that doesnt consider what someones income is, so the wealthy are contributing as big a piece of their personal pie as the impoverished and vice verse.

I dont believe in legislating homosexual relationships either in support or condemnation...etc...

I do believe in immigration laws being enforced for immigrants from EVERY country.

I dont believe in profiling based upon race or nationality,,,

I do support a system that provides healthcare for all included in the other basic rights that the population all contributes to equally


etc,,,,,

I agree. I find points on both sides.

I believe in many of those things they like to label 'redistribution of wealth',

I also believe in a flat rate tax that doesnt consider what someones income is, so the wealthy are contributing as big a piece of their personal pie as the impoverished and vice verse.

I dont believe in legislating homosexual relationships either in support or condemnation...etc...

I do believe in immigration laws being enforced for immigrants from EVERY country.

I dont believe in profiling based upon race or nationality,,,

I do support a system that provides healthcare for all included in the other basic rights that the population all contributes to equally


etc,,,,,

I'm not offended nor laughing.
I'm not a conservative or a liberal.
I'm not a democrat or a republican.

I despise labels

Willing, I fixed it for ya!

I especially agree with this.