1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Excellent...so funny but also very, very true. There isn't one of those I haven't said in the past and won't, I am sure, say in the future

ya i know i've said them a million times i tryed lookin for one to equal it out for the men but i guess US GIRLS JUST RULE BECAUSE MEN HAVE NOTHING DEADLY TO SAY lol

That's cos we gals think with our brains and not something dangling between our legs

boys go to college
to get more knowledge

girls go to venus
cause they don't have a brain

so true lol plus we dont have many problems like them men do

i am agreeing with the gal above not the dude...

Refer to either number 1, number 5 or number 8

All apply

amen to that since they dont have a brain to think with thank gawd us gals know how to use our heads unlike some

i guess the only way to settle an argument over who is smarter men or women is a test of strength

Lolll on the whole, men are stronger physically but I think, generally, women have more strength emotionally and mentally.

At the end of the day what does it matter, really.....I think men are just jealous....we can have MULTIPLE orgasms....so nerrrrr

You think YOU got problems? ....We gotta figure out what women want......and then decypher the hidden meanings behind everything ya'll say and do. That ain't no cake walk. :)

i know right plus they cant go as long as we can lol

Do fake orgasms actually count? If so, I can have multiple orgasms too. (I faked one once)

I'd give it up as a bad job mate....you will never figure us out....hell I can't figure myself out sometimes...so what hope does the male population have

ya i know there are times that is for me as well but sorry we have you men more figured out then u men will ever have nor get close to figuring us all out

men know what women really want

Your preaching to the choir Sister!
(ali)

Nope....they don't count. I never faked one in my life....although I have gotten a bit mardy if I didn't get one....then refer to numbers 3, 6, 8 & 9 of original post

Eeeeek Ese....didn't you know that choccy is only a replacement for sex??

You gals are right. Dudes are way easier to figure out than chicks.

(except for serial killers and mass murderers..."He seemed like such a nice guy!")

Problem is...guys have an established system. After puberty, we are good to go.

With women, puberty means years of massive hormonal changes that totally jacks up thier systems till they go through the insanity that is menopause. Then they level out and men can understand them.