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You gals are right. Dudes are way easier to figure out than chicks. (except for serial killers and mass murderers..."He seemed like such a nice guy!") Problem is...guys have an established system. After puberty, we are good to go. With women, puberty means years of massive hormonal changes that totally jacks up thier systems till they go through the insanity that is menopause. Then they level out and men can understand them. That makes a refreshing change.....a guy who realises that men get it farrrrr easier than womankind!!! That said, I wouldn't be a bloke for all the tea in China!! |
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boys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to venus cause they don't have a brain 
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Love it!
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Alright this is the MAN translation of the original text....
ahem... 1) Fine Means you lost. Now be a doll and go make me a sammich. 2) Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. To a man...5 minutes actually means 5 minutes. Go figure. 3) Nothing Means your man is in deep schitt. He got NO idea what you are pissed off about. And ya'll don't let us off the hook by actually giving us a heads up on how to set things right until ya'lls simmer boils over, and the crap hits the fan. 4) Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! To a Dude it is all in the tone. Generally it means "I will leave you or cheat on you and feel vindicated" 5) Loud Sigh Wants a man to know she ain't happy about something but, just won't say what the hell it is. 6) That’s Okay Ya'll aint fooling any man....we know. Women hold onto **** and remember mens foul ups FOREVER!!!!! (though they got the memory span of a goldfish when it comes to remembering thier own mistakes) 7) Thanks You are welcome Honey! :) 8 ) Whatever Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU! ...we know...which is pretty much why we instantly think "EAT ****".....but, men and women are definitely on the same wavelength at that point. 9) Don’t worry about it, I got it Means she is done with you. |
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Alright this is the MAN translation of the original text.... ahem... 1) Fine Means you lost. Now be a doll and go make me a sammich. 2) Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. To a man...5 minutes actually means 5 minutes. Go figure. 3) Nothing Means your man is in deep schitt. He got NO idea what you are pissed off about. And ya'll don't let us off the hook by actually giving us a heads up on how to set things right until ya'lls simmer boils over, and the crap hits the fan. 4) Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! To a Dude it is all in the tone. Generally it means "I will leave you or cheat on you and feel vindicated" 5) Loud Sigh Wants a man to know she ain't happy about something but, just won't say what the hell it is. 6) That’s Okay Ya'll aint fooling any man....we know. Women hold onto **** and remember mens foul ups FOREVER!!!!! (though they got the memory span of a goldfish when it comes to remembering thier own mistakes) 7) Thanks You are welcome Honey! :) 8 ) Whatever Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU! ...we know...which is pretty much why we instantly think "EAT ****".....but, men and women are definitely on the same wavelength at that point. 9) Don’t worry about it, I got it Means she is done with you. erm # 2 ye right....5 minutes is 5 minutes unless you have asked a man to do something he doesn't really wanna do....then 5 minutes is 3 weeks, a lot of nagging and then finally reverting to # 9 of the original post
# 6.....we don't make mistakes 
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# 6.....we don't make mistakes
Now THAT made me spit my drink on my stuff. Thanks! |
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Lol. Is that a "thanks" or a "thanks a lot"
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amen sista n thanks krupa your right on a few things but thanks for doing the mens one you should make a post of it lol so everyone can put there opinion on that one lol
but you saying that us taking longer when to get ready that is so totally very untrue because the guy i dated took two hours to get ready when it only took me less then an hour so yes we are some what on the same level of wavelength but not all the way so it's really 50/50 |
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I thought I told you to go make me a sammich.....
hehehehehe (ducking and running) |
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I thought I told you to go make me a sammich..... hehehehehe (ducking and running) you never told me to make you a sandwich so not my fault u went hungry |
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At the end of the day what does it matter, really.....I think men are just jealous....we can have MULTIPLE orgasms....so nerrrrr  
Do fake orgasms actually count? If so, I can have multiple orgasms too. (I faked one once) Sheeet, I didn't have an orgasim until I was 32!
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Never say: Will you stay home with me this hunting season?
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