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Are those real Wantta or are you faking it
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on you cheek hang geesh dirty man well i.....
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as real as a cartoon can get mike
you can touch them if you want ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Woooow "PG" site even for cartoons...Nice cartoon
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uh huh you what?
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if you shake your head up and down they bounce
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Hanged lokks like you need a drink
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Its true they do......hey "PG" site.....Quit messin with my head
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Sorry about this, but the reason I've been away for a bit is...
I had 18 bottle of whisky in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else!!! I said I would, and I proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle, and poured the whisky down the sink, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drunk one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sink with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by, I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I am not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I am not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish. I don’t know who are me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Thanks Mike
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I'm a bit dizzy myself...good thing for alcohol to balance everything out again
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I like that uk ![]() mike hang you too are silly stop bobbing your making ME sick ![]() ![]() |
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Yes.........I am...................
.....Wantta..........trying |
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ok here is a nice cow to throw into the stew...........anyone have any claws to slice and dice it up with.......................that will keep someone busy and out of the other room
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ok, im back again.
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No meat here unless it's of the primate variety. I do have a nice banana cream pie though and some strudel available to the first person willing to snog the monkey... :)
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Oh s***, and here i thought we were safe
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You know monkeys, always popping up where they don't belong...
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Popping is the name of the game, that and accordion hugging...
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