Well I'm called upon quite often, to fix a thing or two, like broken rusty pipes, or tiles come unglued. Oh- I've mended many fences, and sprinklers in the yard, I'm also pretty good at fixing broken cars. Now I'm happy when they call on me, Cuz they trust I'll do'em right, and I always seem to do it for a very meager price. But one thing always nags at me, it happens every time, the tool I'm needing most of all, is the one I left behind. Yeah- When I'm packing for the job I'm careful in my thought, cuz there aint enough room in my lil truck, for every tool I've bought. Lets see- I got the pliars, I got the hammer, every job requires those, and to clean my mess I usually need, a good ol' rubber hose. Now I'm packed up and I'm thinking; aint nothing more I need, but at the last sec. I remember, them pads for my ol' knees. And at last I reach the job sight, and sure enough I find, the tool I'm needing most of all, You guessed it- the one I left behind!

I'd call that a fact of life.

Wait till you get older.

already older, tomorrow I turn 49.

Wait till your 53 birthday, your back will hurt, you will get gout, It takes longer to get up then it will take once you get to the bathroom. The fun is just ahead. Have a grand one.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARLY

great write with nice visuals. funny and true.

cool read.