Why does it seem, that I am always the last person to post on a thread? Is it because I post so much. Or maybe because, what I post is so wierd, that no one wants to post after it.

Or could I possibly be a..............



THREAD KILLER

Im a thread killer, I kill em the most
If you want your thread dead, than just let me post.

Im a thread killer, yes, thats what I said
Just let me at it, and it will be dead.

Im a thread killer, thats just what I do
I do it on mine, I can do it for you.

Im a thread killer, no one can compete
If I post on it, it will probably delete.

Im a thread killer, just let me post
And I promise you, your thread will be toast.

Im a thread killer, oh what a disgrace
As soon as I post, I clear out this place.

Im a thread killer, ive said this before
When I start posting, everyone runs out the door.

Im a thread killer, you never know what i'll say
But it sure seems to me, it causes shock everyday.

Im a thread killer, I wish I knew why
Let me post on your thread, then kiss it good-bye.

Im a thread killer, I say this to you,
I should stop posting, thats what im NOT gonna do.

-Roberta Murdock 8/8/2011



Why do you think I kill threads?

Killing them with Kindness and over the top Humor...

awwww..you made a thread about me

I do my best!

I do my best!

I got a flower, I got a flower!

This is gonna be another thread, where you guys are funnier than me!

I'll post after you Kitten, I think its because you are such an outgoing vivacious personality, they are afraid that their comments will be so weak in comparison.








Or maybe its because your a Bi-otch.


mmuuaahh

I don't know about being a thread killer, but you're a poet....and you feet show it, they're long fellows

I do my best!

I got a flower, I got a flower from a Bi-otch!

Nah, its because im a biotch!

Would you like to buy my book of poetry?

Its available online, from Amazon, its called, "Thoughts from Within" by Roberta Murdock, its only $12.95, and its filled with my poems and pictures!

(Talk about a shameless plug)

Yes, you did, congratulations!

only if you'll PERSONALLY sign it for me..

I prefer to think, when doing post-mortems,
and finding myself last on the scene, to
believe that I have said it all so gloriously,
albeit profoundly, that the thread committed
suicide after my departure.

Yes, you did, congratulations!

Thank you, I feel so much better now...

Buy it, mail it to me, and ill sign it, and mail it back!

Im not gonna be out $12.95, even for a few days!!

YOU GOT ANOTHER FLOWER!!!Woooooooooo Hooooooooo!!!