Yea I seen guys here put their faces on action figure movie stars.

Some even pretend to be king kong... EVERYBODY knows King Kong lives in NY

I've been approached by none other but Gina Lollobrigida, Claudia Cardinale, Liv Ullman, Ursula Undress, (I like this alternative spelling of the star much better), Mona Lisa, The Venus from Milo, Chleopatra, and the Venus from Dusseldorf. Oh, and Gog and Magog, Mrs. Spiritinski, the lovely Simona and Lovetorockandrollo, as well as all twenty-seven of the 1975 line-up of the Texas Cowgirls, and about six or seven Vestal Virgins.

I must tell you they were all bad imitations, not the real things.

Yeah similar experience on a site I was on until recently
but on that site you had to pay $10 per "STAMP" to send an email
to a hopeful, Soulmate, Other half, Best friend, Love of my life.
I received SSOO many kisses I thought all my dreams came true !!!
these were all women that my profile matched as being within 75 klms
from me ! (or supposed to be)
So off I went and purchased stamps ( had to buy in lots of 5 or more of course!

Well! the first couple i sent emails to were very slow to answer so I answered other
kisses and after one email they would ask to email my private email.
Their profiles looked nice and some I couldn't believe wanted contact as they
were up to 20 years younger!/ ?( My last G/F was 15 years younger but that's another
story !
So im emailing these" Girls" and trying to decide which I liked more and would like to
meet. But 2-3 weeks of emails and I started to feel something amiss as when i asked
certain questions, I was either not answered directly or the subject was changed .
It was then that i saw an item about Scams from Ghana and other countries. I asked one
" Girl" a direct question about her whereabouts and finally "she" admitted she had moved
home to be near her sick Mom.! LOL I blocked her there and then, And found out the same way
that 4 of the 5 "women were not even in Australia, But Damn their profiles were good and
pics were almost too good to be true.! Learnt my lesson then and now Im only interested
in "REAL" people.

OH by the way ! I googled Handsome Aussie Guy and the first 5 pages were all photos of ME ..
LOL just joking ! ^ ^

Ok, but Elvis really does live in Vegas!

Yeah similar experience on a site I was on until recently
but on that site you had to pay $10 per "STAMP" to send an email
to a hopeful, Soulmate, Other half, Best friend, Love of my life.
I received SSOO many kisses I thought all my dreams came true !!!
these were all women that my profile matched as being within 75 klms
from me ! (or supposed to be)
So off I went and purchased stamps ( had to buy in lots of 5 or more of course!

Well! the first couple i sent emails to were very slow to answer so I answered other
kisses and after one email they would ask to email my private email.
Their profiles looked nice and some I couldn't believe wanted contact as they
were up to 20 years younger!/ ?( My last G/F was 15 years younger but that's another
story !
So im emailing these" Girls" and trying to decide which I liked more and would like to
meet. But 2-3 weeks of emails and I started to feel something amiss as when i asked
certain questions, I was either not answered directly or the subject was changed .
It was then that i saw an item about Scams from Ghana and other countries. I asked one
" Girl" a direct question about her whereabouts and finally "she" admitted she had moved
home to be near her sick Mom.! LOL I blocked her there and then, And found out the same way
that 4 of the 5 "women were not even in Australia, But Damn their profiles were good and
pics were almost too good to be true.! Learnt my lesson then and now Im only interested
in "REAL" people.

OH by the way ! I googled Handsome Aussie Guy and the first 5 pages were all photos of ME ..
LOL just joking ! ^ ^

The best rule to live by on internet dating is "If its too good to be true, it probably is" If someone online that seem way out of your league, class or age range. You need to be cautious. And if the first thing they ask is to get off the dating site, you can bet its a scam. Be careful and take care. Some also will spend months talking to you before they try for money(been there done that) So just use common sense and you'll be fine.

And Good Luck

Yep, he sure does.

And BTW Mg, what did you ask Santa Clause to put on his list for you, this year??

That's between me and him.

no your wrong he went back to his island when godzillia moved to the hood

Oooooooooooooooooooooo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

With reminds me of a funny story.

Many years ago, a beautiful man, from Florida started emailing me and sending me beautiful poems, and super fine photos of himself.He told me his job took him to different countries.He was online with me everyday for months, than I get an email that he has been kidnapped in Afghanistan, and was beaten up badly, he sends me photos of him supposedly beaten up, in a hospital gown. Than he asks if I can send him $1000.00 to get a plane ticket home, the attackers took all his money. So I know this ahole is trying to scam me now, so I email him back and tell him this.....

I have gotton ahold of Arnold Schwartznegger, he is our the gov.of California, and he is going to fly in and rescue him. He needs to be at the hospital room window at exactly 1200 hours, and look for a ladder being fed to him by a helicopter, and to climb it to safety. And in case it gets sticky,Arnold will be in the chopper, Rambo style, to protect him!!

Needless to say, he never wrote me again. My first internet . Jerk!