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They use a famous person, becuase most of the time, they have NO clue who the pic is of. They just google Handsome/ gorgeous and pic a photo at random. Good for you Luv!! Kinda like when someone has an obviously posed professional pic on their profile and its the only one. YOu wanna ask "where'd you swipe the pic from?" 
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"i will love to have ur private email as i am a serios buisness man" (this said with a goat and chicken in the background of his picture) Sure dude...comin' right up. Right after you get a grasp of the English language and get a handle on the goat and chickens we can hook up for realz. Yes I know there are wild goats and chickens in Columbus, Ohio. See them everyday (not) Let's have a chat at Starbucks where we can get to know each other and just maybe I can become fond of your little goat. <eye roll>  Now THAT literally put me on the floor laughing my arse off!! 
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<------- Who'd steal this????? 
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Brad Pitt lives in India...who knew? OMG, This thread is hilarious!! |
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<------ The real me!!
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"i will love to have ur private email as i am a serios buisness man" (this said with a goat and chicken in the background of his picture) Sure dude...comin' right up. Right after you get a grasp of the English language and get a handle on the goat and chickens we can hook up for realz. Yes I know there are wild goats and chickens in Columbus, Ohio. See them everyday (not) Let's have a chat at Starbucks where we can get to know each other and just maybe I can become fond of your little goat. <eye roll> Speaking of having a grasp on the English language, I'm sure I haven't been the only one to get emails where every single word is abbreviated. I don't even bother to try and understand in order to reply.
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Do all men really think we are that stupid....my ex certainly thought i was .... took me for a fool...but i suppose i'll get told i let him 
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Congratulations. 
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<------- Who'd steal this????? 
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Im sure this has probably happened to someone else here, but this was MY first time. I get an email from a beautiful 23 year old man  , from Aveiro, Aveiro, and he says, "Hello beautiful, would love to know you",kiss kiss. Now heres the funny part, I look at his picture, and I totally recognize him. Its a picture of a VERY famous European model, who models for "Calvin Klein" and others.So I thought I would have some fun with him.hehe. So I write him back, and tell him that I know who the man in the picture is, and why doesnt he put up a real picture of himself. He replies, and says that it is really him, he swears. I wrote back and said, "haha, nice try, tell you what, if thats really you, than post another picture of you right now, and let me see it. Of course he says, "they are all in my album, and not with me now." TALK ABOUT A CROCK OF CHIT!! GOTTCHA HOMEBOY!!  So then I blocked him, I would of done that in the first place, when he kept writing back, but I knew he was gonna be good for a good laugh anyways!!
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Yea I seen guys here put their faces on action figure movie stars. Some even pretend to be king kong... EVERYBODY knows King Kong lives in NY  
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"i will love to have ur private email as i am a serios buisness man" (this said with a goat and chicken in the background of his picture) Sure dude...comin' right up. Right after you get a grasp of the English language and get a handle on the goat and chickens we can hook up for realz. Yes I know there are wild goats and chickens in Columbus, Ohio. See them everyday (not) Let's have a chat at Starbucks where we can get to know each other and just maybe I can become fond of your little goat. <eye roll> Speaking of having a grasp on the English language, I'm sure I haven't been the only one to get emails where every single word is abbreviated. I don't even bother to try and understand in order to reply. Those are fun, huh? And the ones wHeRe tHeY tYpE lIkE tHiS toO....
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<------- Who'd steal this????? 
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Edited by
Troublebug
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Mon 08/08/11 11:44 AM
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<------- Who'd steal this????? AAAWWWWWWWWW 
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooo, pretty!
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooo, pretty!  For you Kitten!! Love ya ya CRAZY WOMAN!! 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 08/08/11 12:09 PM
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooo, pretty! For you Kitten!! Love ya ya CRAZY WOMAN!! Maybe i'll marry you instead How did you know, I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve skulls??? |
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Well I have talked to you, kinda fits your personality.
(And see I'm not afraid to post after you.) 
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Well I have talked to you, kinda fits your personality. (And see I'm not afraid to post after you.)  . Wow, thanks!
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Edited by
wux
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Tue 08/09/11 07:47 PM
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Hey, Michelle Trachtenberg was on this site for awhile a couple of years ago. Yup, she swore it was really her. I've been approached by none other but Gina Lollobrigida, Claudia Cardinale, Liv Ullman, Ursula Undress, (I like this alternative spelling of the star much better), Mona Lisa, The Venus from Milo, Chleopatra, and the Venus from Dusseldorf. Oh, and Gog and Magog, Mrs. Spiritinski, the lovely Simona and Lovetorockandrollo, as well as all twenty-seven of the 1975 line-up of the Texas Cowgirls, and about six or seven Vestal Virgins. I must tell you they were all bad imitations, not the real things. If you think this is sorta bad, then don't. Because the funny thing is that I have been also Ghinghis Khan, Attila the Hun, Wilt Chamberlain, Mick Jagger, Stalin, Socrates, The Gum-Gum Performing Men from Rodolpho's Flea Circus, and also of course Mahatma Ghandi, Princess Di, and Samson. I am ashamed to say now, but better to repent now than later, that these were really not what I am. I have never been whom I really wanted to be, Clarke Gable; but I am very glad that I have never been that azzole stuck-up badboy pukehead, Marlon Brando. Gad I hate him and I hate his kind. Or rather, hate his unkind. |
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