Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell --- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.


Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right --- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Thats how u save the Airlines
Sincerely, Bill Clinton

Like your Idea sounds interesting. But I think that there should be some guys too... I mean why let all the guys have all the fun.

Wait, why is this in the Joke section? That sounds like a really good plan.

I agree, give job to all female strippers and closed all these clubs, don't pay much to them, they know how to make thier own money, increased your revenue, that is guaranteed and safe yourself from bankrupty also. Men will happy too, they will safe thier money too and more involve to the relationships and committments.

could be

mile high airlines

but airlines should also be ready to manufacture 2 floors airbuses, one for regular passengers and one for private

lol why didnt bush think of this pleaseeeee. he cant get anything right the man has to be on the bottom when having sex cause he can only f uck up..
my airling plane was similair ok it was different I think all passangers should be givin weapons like hammers knifes baseball bats crow bars and such who is going to hi jack a plane full of people with heavy blunt objects that have a fear of fallen out of the sky.