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if it smells like gas don't drink it
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my mom always said to wear clean underwear when I went out in case I was in an accident...
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heh never ever let a cat lick your ear
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You need only two tools... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
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my mom told me if I have an accident change my underwear
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always look at his feet and hands lol!!!
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Dayv - that's funny
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eat everything on your plate
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Don't eat yellow snow...
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If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and walks like a duck .... it is probably a duck
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if i cook you do the dishes
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. Be really nice to your friends because you never know when you are going to need them to empty your bed urinal and hold your hand.
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if spitting out of your car window, make sure the window is down first.
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don't tug on Supermans cape
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never wipe your ass with a porcupine
use a bunny there soft!!
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LMAO
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always chew with your mouth closed dont talk with your mouthful, but answer me when i am talking to you
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if you eat beans on Monday do not have sex on tuesday
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My Mom's favorite was "If you don't stop crying I will give you something to really cry about"""""
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Never stick ur tounge into the phone socket just to see if it will really shock you!!! (from personal experience, lol)
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