What should I do?

I was really excited to get my new laptop recently, however... it seems to be defective since it seems I received a racist laptop. Everytime it loads I can distinctly hear it call me a "cracker." When I try to run too many applications at once, a pop-up comes up and says, " relax white boy, and go to the Hamptons for the summer." My homepage mysteriously opens to the Black Panthers, and my favorites are filled with rap videos even though I never added them.

Long story short, I am convinced my new laptop is prejudice, and I'm wondering what would you do...??

Trade it in for a blue laptop that way all you get is the smurfs on it.

poor you, maybe you can try sweet talking.


My bosses secretary, used to do that when ever her computer wouldn't work or ran into a problem. She would be like "please sweetie don't do this to me, I'll be real nice to you..."

It was hilarious.

Call Al Sharpton...he'll get to the bottom of it for you :)

Well, I'd always consider anothers' point of view...
but I've also worked hard at knowing myself too.

So it's kinda like "Knowing, that you know, what you know..." about yourself, see?

Sometimes... regardless of what others' think or say... you can walk away, without defending yourself.
No defense, means there's no enemy...
Your laptop is not your enemy... just stating an opinion as an observation... fug it, if it's wrong.

Yes, yes... it's all my fault because of a deeply subconscious hate for myself that I consequently take out on others.

Now... since you're done psychoanalyzing me, would you care to pay 5¢ for my thoughts?

What!?!?! I crammed a whole dime into one of my USB ports... didn't you get it?

I would give its mouthy digital a$$ the finger, eat fried chicken and guzzle 40's of Schlits in its face, and blow the smoke of chronic bubonic in its face and call it a punk a$$ed beyatch and yell at it to get its lazy a$$ back to work!!

Shooo, now the damn laptop be fronting! What next? it is going to become a member of the A & M church? Maybe it just wants some crack.

Next time watch who's computer you steal.