Sounds like the guy was trying to be smoothe....but, just aint no good at it.

I myself would have whipped out the "OOOOWWWW!!!! GOD D^*NM B1TCH! You are looking FINE!!! I would trade a testicle for 10 minutes with you drunk"

But, I am smoothe enough to get away with it. (learned my pimpness from my dad)

It is good to see you post woman.

:)

I got one.

A while ago I dated a woman that had a unique son. This kid (at ten) was a math genius. he also had an odd way of putting things.
When it rained, he'd say: The clouds are passing water!

I got one.

A while ago I dated a woman that had a unique son. This kid (at ten) was a math genius. he also had an odd way of putting things.
When it rained, he'd say: The clouds are passing water!

so, i'm at work the other day, and i walk past the office of a co-worker, who greets me with, "hey, pumpkin-dip!"

being as i don't quite hear too wonderfully, i do a quick double-take. "what did you call me?"

"pumpkin-dip."

"do explain," i reply with a puzzled, questioning look.

"have you ever had pumpkin-dip? no? does it sound good? yes? well...that's you. very unique and yet, somehow, you know that you're an original that just can't be beat."

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so, what's the strangest thing someone has said to you recently?

Ya know something???

I don't get much of that......lol

BUT its really good seeing you on and in a post lulu,,,I've missed ya..

so to answer your post,,,I guess the one that always has been said is something like,,,,Your really smart and I have read many of your posts, you seem like a very nice man...

and I'm like well,,yes,,I am,,,lol,,,but I am also abig b-s-er
and can get down and dirty when I need ,,,,,lol

I never tell them that,,and seldom dowe really gomuch past that,,because I do THINK,,many ladies find me now boring and very NICE,,,on here,
and as they want or would like to have a bad boy,,,,I just don't fit that anymore,,,,lol

O' well,,,,I KNOW,,,,,,,BORING!!!!!!

thanks, lol...

he's ten years my junior and works for me, so i don't think that's it. plus he has a hottie little girlfriend.

last week, volunteering

a fellow volunteer asked 'you're mixed, right?'

,...Im not, but I have been asked this before and it still remains the strangest question anyone has ever asked me,,,,,,

last week, volunteering

a fellow volunteer asked 'you're mixed, right?'

I think I would have answered...

"not when I take my medicaton... it helps me be more clear"








btw... aren't we ALL mixed??? (if I remember correctly, I have Scottish and German ancestors)

that's indeed perfect!

there's the little man that came in the bank to dispute some transactions...and even though we had done most of them in person, he claimed that the forgers were good enough to even copy his appearance (sooooo not possible).