Subject: Tech Support/Installing Husband

INSTALLING HUSBAND



Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance --Particularly
in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Convers
ation 8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.


What can I do?

Signed, Desperate



>Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 was an Entertainment Package
and Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I
Thought You
Loved Me.HTML" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget
to install the
Guilt 3.0 update.


If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer
6.1 is a
very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your
system resources).



Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Food 3.0
and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support

This is tooo good.

too cute

LOL so funny and true too!!!!

B

lingerie 7.7 would work for me