Ill be honest im not really sure what to say about myself O_O. Is there certain things woman want to know? XD

Women like to know:

Some physical measurements of your anatomy (the taller the better)

Your financial and marital status

If you have kids, dogs, cats, or cactuses

What your job is

If you work and you have a car

If you travel

If you are monogamous or like to play the field

If you are clean, generally, cleaner than most men on the average

If you are likely to beat her if a serious relationship develops

Whether you are open to having children: making your own with her, or take on her already existing kids

What religion you follow, if any, and with how much vigour and devotion.

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All this you have to say in a non-arrogant, and not boring way. Your text must exude self-confidence. Humour can only help.

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Edit:

"Ask me a question, and I reply,
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston pie."

Winnie-the-Pooh, by Arthur Alexander Milne.

I like your last picture the best because it’s the most natural.

Coming up with clever profiles always suck. Whatever you do make sure to be yourself.
Write about stuff you feel passionate about. (So they can relate to you.)
Write about how hard it is to describe yourself. (It will show how real you are.)
Who your favorite musician is. (They’ll see how much they have in common with you.)
Don’t focus on anything negative. (Save that for later. It will only distract.)
Girls like guys who don’t play games.
Who make them laugh.
Who will take them seriously and who are not players.

Good luck.

Write about yourself. What do you like to do? What are you looking for? We can't tell you what to write about, as we don't know you. You'll have to figure that part out. If you're really unsure of what to write, look at other profiles for examples.