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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 7
oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Tue 09/27/11 01:04 PM
Sage is looking for a VERY special ice cream dish??? Any IDEAS??

mssilverfox Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 10529	Tue 09/27/11 03:35 PM
Hmmmmm, DQ must have changed big time... I worked 10 yrs at one and we never served naked... What exactly are you looking for Old Sage?

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 09/27/11 04:18 PM
I'm betting he's looking for something with a cherry on top...

mssilverfox Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 10529	Tue 09/27/11 04:44 PM


metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 09/27/11 05:35 PM
Hmmmmm, DQ must have changed big time... I worked 10 yrs at one and we never served naked... What exactly are you looking for Old Sage? This is the ISLAND DQ! It's special!

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Fri 09/30/11 04:56 AM
Never really liked "cherries". Just a nice normal sunday, to take my time devouring.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 09/30/11 07:48 AM Edited by metalwing on Fri 09/30/11 07:52 AM
The pirate captain opens his eyes slowly. He looks up from the floor to see that he is surrounded by a bevy of buxom beauties. Their "buxomness" leaving nothing to the imagination. He thinks last night's grog seemed to have more rum than usual. "Arrrrgggggh!" he says as he smiles.

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Fri 09/30/11 07:57 AM
TGIF watch out for the pirates

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 09/30/11 04:49 PM
WHERE?????? Bring'em ON!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 09/30/11 08:57 PM
The pirate smiles at the wave of beauty that surrounds him. He sits up and reaches out and ... WONK! Hot Lips smacks him up the side of the head ... knocking him cold. "What did you do that for?" asks one. "Well ... he is a pirate!" smiles Hot Lips a little sheepishly.

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Sat 10/01/11 06:03 AM
WHERE?????? Bring'em ON!! Watch out Hot Lips is back

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sat 10/01/11 07:06 AM
They better behave, or they'll walk the plank!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sat 10/01/11 07:14 AM
A splash of cold water in the face and the pirate is again conscious. Once again he reaches forth with the comment "Are these real?" Wonk! ....... Out again.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sat 10/01/11 02:57 PM
Well, shiver me timbers.....it WAS a dumb question!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 10/04/11 10:58 AM
The pirate comes to once again but now is a bet wary! He opens one eye to find Hot Lips hovering over him with a baseball bat. He thinks about what happened and asks, "Why did you hit me?" Hot Lips thinks this pirate is pretty cute but she isn't going to put up with any nonsense. "You asked if these were real and of course they are real!" she says with jugs a' jiggling. He thinks for a moment and quips, "I was asking about your eyelashes."

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Tue 10/04/11 06:35 PM
Pirate needs his eyes fixed. Hot Lips eye lashes, I DOUBT.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 10/04/11 07:04 PM
Eyelashes?????????? Of course they are mine...I have them delivered by that cute Pirate on the Blank Pearl! Of course their parrot is missing some feathers

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 10/05/11 01:33 AM
The pirate groggily gets up and pretends to stumble towards Hot Lips. He falls forward grabbing her breasts as he goes down turning and pulling her on top of him. They lay together on the floor with her on top and he, breasts in hand says, "Arrrrggggh! Methinks a milkshake is in order fine wench!"

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 10/05/11 04:55 AM
He's a mighty 'handy' pirate, isn't he?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 10/05/11 10:04 AM
Deli walks over to observe the mahem. "Are the two of you having fun?" she asks with a smile and a juggle. "Tender lass!" shouts the pirate "Cannoth thou place me some meat and bread in a toothsome fashion?"