As the bum approaches from behind, the Possum makes a final heart wrenching tug, out pops the greenish brown offender wrapped tightly around most of the Popsicle stick. The bum looks over her shoulder and spys the prize. "Jesus!", he exclaimed! "Can I have a bite your corn dog?"

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The Possum, still a bit fuzzy but trying to be nice says, "Of Course!". The bum reaches down and takes big bite cause he is hungry.

A look of surprise comes across his face!

His eyes get wide!

He exclaims with joy "That is pure heaven! That is the best darn corndog I ever tasted!. Where did you get that?"

The Possum, thinking slowly, eventually says, "Uh, it came from the Naked Dairy Queen."

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It is like watching a"to be continued" drama...and you KNOW that possums are not very patient!!!! :)

me either!

Hi, Viv! Got popcorn????? Mmmmmmmm...

I do....want some?

So the groggy hung over Possum and the street bum danced merrily down the street till they came to the Naked Dairy Queen!... a home to some interesting people who are generally considered naughty ... but nice.

Standing at the door, ever vigilent, was the quality control manager, Hot Lips.

"We don't allow bums in here!" she said in a stern voice!

"It's me! ... the Possum!" came the reply! "And I brought this fine gentleman with me to get a corn dog!"

Hot Lips eyes the pair suspiciously. "Yo're looking a little rough today Possum. Who's your friend?"

"Uhhh, what did you say your name was?" queried the Possum.

"My buds on the street call me Manhole." he said with a sheepish smile.


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The bum, noticing that the Possum is still holding the stick of deliciousness asks, "Are you gonna finish that?" The Possum looks at the stick then back at the Bum and says, "You kin have it if you want!" Then she thinks to herself, "Why not? It make him happy!"

The bum tears into the giant booger like a steak dinner ... drooling and slurping all the while!

Everyone at the Naked Dairy Queen is watching! Deli exclaims, "That must be some fine sausage!" Sheena just giggles. Hot Lips is amazed by the bum's level of satisfaction but knows she can do better.

Hot Lips heads over to the bum and says ... "How would you like to be our taste tester Mr. Manhole? The food would be free!

The bum eyes Hot Lips suspiciously thinking she wants his prize. "Do I git paid?" he asks.

"No, but you get free food" she replies.

"That's good 'nuff fer me!" says the bum and wanders off licking the last morsels from his stick.

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OK! It's time for you to provide your own line!!!!

This is your story

No! This was the Possum's story! She just wouldn't get around to finishing it.

Possum Slowly started to come back to her senses and wondered how she got from the Possum festival to naked DQ. She immediately checked for the possum queen crown and was relieved to find it still on her head. She was alarmed, however, to find everyone starting at her...

Possum looked down to realize that the boob tattoo she had gotten did not result in the boob being "put back"!

"Thank goodness I am at the Naked Dairy Queen!" she sighed.

Would someone tell me what drugs the jello shots were laced with? I think you have all lost your minds!!!

You are supposed to be inventing a corn dog replacement!

I am working on it. Been putting in long hours inspecting meat. I just can't decide which is the perfect size to fit our needs. Oh well can't spend time here---the meat is waiting

So....the story continues...
The Possum realized the signs of her attendance at the Bikes and Boobs rally was umm...shall we say "evident." The groovy things were:
1) She was at Naked DQ so whatever skin showed was really no big deal.
2) There wasn't a lot of boob showing, although really-given the chilly temps at the naked DQ that would have only made things PERKY and everyone loves a PERKY POSSUM!
3) The sunshine in the middle of the blue tattoo matched her brand new pedicure...serendipity rules!

But the most HORRIFYING THING was...

(Come on fellow islanders...write yourself into this story!)