"...and after a 6-pack of beer all those ads on TV start to sink into your thinking, man"

Wayne is holding court at the bar. After a few beers he usually feels the need to educate people on ****.

"Now...take your TV News. Do you really think they tell you the truth or what's really goin' on? Hell no, man. They have a hidden agenda. Somebody is paying them and those networks know which side of their bread is buttered. You can't get anything from TV News."

He orders another beer and continues.

"Have you ever been written up in the newspaper?"

Wayne is asking me this. I was actually written up in the newspaper once because at the age of 12 I raised the most money of anybody else in my school for the holiday fund raiser. I was about to tell Wayne this...but he just kept on talking...

"I was written up for being arrested as an accessory to robbery and again for being arrested for receiving stolen property. Yes...I did these things but the account I read in the papers each time was completely different from what actually happened, see? They messed up details, times, history...hell, one article even got my name wrong. This got me to thinkin', see? In the history of Wayne, here..." He pokes himself in the chest."...The press is 0 for 2 in accuracy. That's a 100% failure rate, man. Now...that's just on a local level. Expand that to the state, the country, the whole Goddamned world. The news is most likely wrong. You shouldn't watch it because you can't believe it. DON'T BELIEVE THE NEWS!" He pauses to take a sip of his beer.

"...And I NEVER watch TV while I'm drinking. That would be highly irresponsible.....

SOB!! now I have to go read the others again...
But I get the feeling that Wayne sometimes brings
this abuse on himself. no?

(...and I couldn't make out his shoes...?)

I spaced. The shoes appear in another episode, see?

So far all I can get from it is that it might
be fun to hang with you and your friends at the bar.
Can you all throw darts without endangering the other patrons?

Still, the walk doesn't seem spoiled...

Darts interfere with drinking. I posted another.....but now I'm confused, see?

Pt. 4. Dig how there is NO chronology here.....?

Really? Throwing a pointy stick interferes with ya? Hmmm.
Once I got over that no-golf thing... it's all clear as a bell.

Well....golf doesn't really make sense, right? And life doesn't necessarily make sense either. So.....there is a strange logic to this......

I think golf was invented to kill time while the Scots were using dirt to make alcohol... so yeah, it all dove-tails nicely.

This...