Topic: Pinocchio and Splinters
whippersnapper's photo
Wed 07/11/07 11:32 PM
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.

"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your

"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

DTHRomeo's photo
Wed 07/11/07 11:34 PM
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Wed 07/11/07 11:46 PM
Don't try this at home....

songbirrd's photo
Thu 07/12/07 12:44 AM
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Thu 07/12/07 01:06 AM
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Thu 07/12/07 04:54 AM
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