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| Topic: LUV2ROKNROLLS NUDIST CLUB!!! | |
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Ok, I'm here to join your Nutritionist Club. Hey, you guys are naked! 
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I feel like streaking- anyone want to join me?   Those are all the guys who want to streak with you!  
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Geez all these neked folks and all I brought was this two gallon jug of oil and this stupid twister game. WE ARE STARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM, THATS WE ARE SRARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM. THANK YOU! *Runs into the room and slips on a misplaced hot oiled g-string*  No not even a G String! Your just gonna have to "hang low, and swing slow" Im sorry sir, just alittle nudist club humor there. The G String still, has to go though. It wasn't MY G string...... I just happened to trip over it.... However, is this high E string that I have holding my sunglasses allowed? Awwww chit..... I just know I'm gonna go blind now from some of these ghost white reflections......... But, I don't want to wear them ALL the time. |
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Geez all these neked folks and all I brought was this two gallon jug of oil and this stupid twister game. WE ARE STARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM, THATS WE ARE SRARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM. THANK YOU! *Runs into the room and slips on a misplaced hot oiled g-string* No not even a G String! Your just gonna have to "hang low, and swing slow" Im sorry sir, just alittle nudist club humor there. The G String still, has to go though. It wasn't MY G string...... I just happened to trip over it.... However, is this high E string that I have holding my sunglasses allowed? Awwww chit..... I just know I'm gonna go blind now from some of these ghost white reflections......... But, I don't want to wear them ALL the time.
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Geez all these neked folks and all I brought was this two gallon jug of oil and this stupid twister game. WE ARE STARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM, THATS WE ARE SRARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM. THANK YOU! *Runs into the room and slips on a misplaced hot oiled g-string* No not even a G String! Your just gonna have to "hang low, and swing slow" Im sorry sir, just alittle nudist club humor there. The G String still, has to go though. It wasn't MY G string...... I just happened to trip over it.... However, is this high E string that I have holding my sunglasses allowed? Awwww chit..... I just know I'm gonna go blind now from some of these ghost white reflections......... But, I don't want to wear them ALL the time. As a matter of fact, I could go for some cheese....... |
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Geez all these neked folks and all I brought was this two gallon jug of oil and this stupid twister game. WE ARE STARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM, THATS WE ARE SRARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM. THANK YOU! *Runs into the room and slips on a misplaced hot oiled g-string* No not even a G String! Your just gonna have to "hang low, and swing slow" Im sorry sir, just alittle nudist club humor there. The G String still, has to go though. It wasn't MY G string...... I just happened to trip over it.... However, is this high E string that I have holding my sunglasses allowed? Awwww chit..... I just know I'm gonna go blind now from some of these ghost white reflections......... But, I don't want to wear them ALL the time. As a matter of fact, I could go for some cheese.......
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Geez all these neked folks and all I brought was this two gallon jug of oil and this stupid twister game. WE ARE STARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM, THATS WE ARE SRARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM. THANK YOU! *Runs into the room and slips on a misplaced hot oiled g-string* No not even a G String! Your just gonna have to "hang low, and swing slow" Im sorry sir, just alittle nudist club humor there. The G String still, has to go though. It wasn't MY G string...... I just happened to trip over it.... However, is this high E string that I have holding my sunglasses allowed? Awwww chit..... I just know I'm gonna go blind now from some of these ghost white reflections......... But, I don't want to wear them ALL the time. As a matter of fact, I could go for some cheese....... WOOHOO! *Pulls her finger* Hey! I think this cheese went bad! |
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Geez all these neked folks and all I brought was this two gallon jug of oil and this stupid twister game. WE ARE STARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM, THATS WE ARE SRARTING HOT OIL NAKED TWISTER IN THE MAIN ROOM. THANK YOU! *Runs into the room and slips on a misplaced hot oiled g-string* No not even a G String! Your just gonna have to "hang low, and swing slow" Im sorry sir, just alittle nudist club humor there. The G String still, has to go though. It wasn't MY G string...... I just happened to trip over it.... However, is this high E string that I have holding my sunglasses allowed? Awwww chit..... I just know I'm gonna go blind now from some of these ghost white reflections......... But, I don't want to wear them ALL the time. As a matter of fact, I could go for some cheese....... WOOHOO! *Pulls her finger* Hey! I think this cheese went bad!
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I feel like streaking- anyone want to join me? Those are all the guys who want to streak with you! This mob is getting out of hand!
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HEY!
I'm trying to spin the twister dial here! Get your $%^&^% #$%^% out of my ^&*&^^$% |
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HEY! I'm trying to spin the twister dial here! Get your $%^&^% #$%^% out of my ^&*&^^$%  Thats what happens when you play naked hot oil twister, somebody slips and their %^&^&& falls into your #$%^^&&.
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H O L L Y!!!!
W H E R E A R E Y O U? |
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saw the ad, and this looks like a club I want to be a member of!
 
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Leave your shoes at the door, and your clothes on the floor, and come on in babe!
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Leave your shoes at the door, and your clothes on the floor, and come on in babe! EVERYONE PAY ATTENION, WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, HIS NAME IS HEAVENLYBOY, AND ONE LOOK AT HIS NAKED BODY SHOULD TELL YOU WHERE HE GOT HIS NAME.hehe. MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME, COME SHAKE HIS DI...HAND!
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I feel like streaking- anyone want to join me? Those are all the guys who want to streak with you!
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I think Luv needs to join me in the Nudist club- I'm shy!
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I think Luv needs to join me in the Nudist club- I'm shy! That's okay. Just grab my "hand" and I'll follow you around. |
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Hey?!?! Where'd everybody go? Did somebody take a dump in the water again and not tell me? Now I got the beach ALLLLLLLL to myself!
*Tries to remember and keep his mouth shut while in the water*
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Hey!
What happened to that Baby Ruth bar I left over there? |
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