Hey Lets all be glad, we don't have this problem.

Nudist Colony
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> A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.
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> The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?'
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> The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'
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> She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.
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> It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel, eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
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> Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.
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> Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.
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> 'You must be new,' answered the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.
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> The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.
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> 'Here 's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'
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> 'But Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'
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> 'Listen lady,' he replied, 'I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day.
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> I'm outta here.'
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roberta, there's a silver dollar on the ground behind you! Please bend over and pick it up.

And im naked!

That's right! I promise, nothing unpleasant will happen to you. I'll guard you. This huge boner here just means that I'm happy to see you, that's all.

Helo. I'm new n lov to join u lovly nudist. Hpe I'm replying in da ryt place. Help me pls

Awwww....

But I made that sign, special, like...

nnnhhhmmmmmmmm.

Ok....

well, I see you have a Vast Repertoire of signs...

Any of 'em you think might be suitable for "ME" to use?

(please be gentle, I'm still 'healing')....

Everyone we have a new member, lovblack.

Welcome to the club, im the owner Luv2roknroll, and we have very few rules here........

1)Have fun!
2)No posting of X-Rated pictures, but as long as they dont show, naughty bits, your cool.
3)We are all naked, all the time in here, so "leave your clothes at the door and your shoes on the floor!".
4)And dont carry signs like this..

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me, anytime.

Enjoy, your stay!

I like nipples