my bad.....and yet...never mind,carry on

im sure glad i can multitask...otherwise,this would suck

awwwww

this is not my first rodeo...they were sad to see me go off the last date site

well we will keep you here as long as we can

oh,im sorry..did i say they were sorry to see me go..i meant "GLAD"...jk

lmao

txmom, you're getting me all excited suddenly ...better stand back, I would want to poke your eye out with this thing.

Don't worry, you'll be safe as long as you don't come between myself and Roberta here.

i thought you would like that

you know it

Hell, it's just about impossible to stop her from doing anything here, so I don't even try. Even jail doesn't stop her, just slows her down.

Hey Lets all be glad, we don't have this problem.

Nudist Colony
>
> A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.
>
> The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?'
>
> The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'
>
> She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.
>
> It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel, eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
>
> Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.
>
> Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.
>
> 'You must be new,' answered the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.
>
> The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.
>
> 'Here 's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'
>
> 'But Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'
>
> 'Listen lady,' he replied, 'I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day.
>
>
>
> I'm outta here.'
>

I really like this guy,

secure the gates so he cant leave!!!