20) With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.

19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

10) You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your coworkers.

9) The word ''commitment'' doesn't scare off chocolate.

8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

6) You can have chocolate in front of your mother.

5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

2) ''If you love me you'll swallow that'' has real meaning with chocolate.

1) You can get chocolate.

I can't think of any body who does'nt like chocolate not even me. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i like chocolate, but i can't have it as often as i'd like... i am lactose intolerant

uk1971, that comparison is closed enough, except a sex is a higher form of a chocolate

Depends on what shape the chocolate takes I guess

Mmmmmm, chocolate

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate

UK, HORIZONTAL, VERTICAL AND OBLONG

lol frank

thx coco,