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Forgot to make it sound proof!
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Forgot to make it sound proof! 
If I can just..........get a hole.........in the side of this.............................................................. HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME! I THINK IVE BEEN SOLD!!! HELPPPPPPPPPP!! 
OMG, THERES A LITTLE GIRL IN THERE!!!! Come here sweety, its gonna be o.k. now. WHO WOULD HAVE DONE SUCH A HORRIBLE THING???? 
*looking at the return address* Michael ****** **** **** *** Las Vegas, NV, ***** "Hello, Is this the police department? O.k. your not gonna believe this, but im a U.P.S. driver, and I was shipping a box, and there was a little girl in it. YES, I SAID A LITTLE GIRL! Ummmmmmmmm, she seems to be o.k. but shes very angry..... NO, NOT SCARED, SHES VERY ANGRY, Oh and she has a wand in her hand. Hey, Im not making this up!!! I have a return address, and a name on the box! Yes, its very legible. O.k. ill be right here waiting, thank you, good-bye". Come here sweethart, 
The police are coming, cause this dumbazz, actually put a return address, and his name, on the box! 
Ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh, Im definitely pressing charges!! |
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*Goes outside and changes the number on the front of his house so the cops can't find him*
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So whats your name little girl. 
Im a Power Ranger Princess, with a wand, and a dress!
It gonna be o.k. now. *thinking to himself* OMG, this it worse than I thought!
The lack of oxygen in that box, has made her believe now, that she is a "Power Ranger Princess, with a wand, and a dress". 
Poor baby girl. Im gonna hang the basnastard who did this! 
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They'll never find me in manO's attic.
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They'll never find me in manO's attic. |
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They'll never find me in manO's attic. with an attic |
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I can tell you EXACTLY where my house is! Daddy always made us all remember our address, and phone number! I live at ........................... And my phone number is 1-800-MIC-HAEL. I wanna go home now, and see my sisters! They still havent seen my new dress! |
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OK kids hurry up and get in the car, we'll be leaving for a few days.
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OK kids hurry up and get in the car, we'll be leaving for a few days. Some of us prefer not facing backwards in the car seat. I call shotgun! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 11/10/11 09:27 AM
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Thats my house, right there! We had an explosion there once...hehe. 
And theres my DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Why does he have his licence plate, off his car, and in his hand? 
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Thats my house, right there! We had an explosion there once...hehe.
And theres my DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Why does he have his licence plate, off his car, and in his hand?
Maybe because it says "IMAFAG2" and it's messing up his game? |
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Thats my house, right there! We had an explosion there once...hehe.
And theres my DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Why does he have his licence plate, off his car, and in his hand?
Maybe because it says "IMAFAG2" and it's messing up his game? Thats the personalized plate, that daddy bought from the D.M.V. I was with him, when he got them. I remember that day. I watched him put them on his car, and alittle colored sticker too! |
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Thats my house, right there! We had an explosion there once...hehe.
And theres my DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! Why does he have his licence plate, off his car, and in his hand?
Maybe because it says "IMAFAG2" and it's messing up his game? Thats the personalized plate, that daddy bought from the D.M.V. I was with him, when he got them. I remember that day. I watched him put them on his car, and alittle colored sticker too! Maybe he's getting a new car? Maybe even a van so there's more room for all of you. I wonder if it has anything to do with the phone call he had earlier? I overheard him asking something about having windows and being soundproof.... |
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Does this car come in champagne pink?
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OK kids hurry up and get in the car, we'll be leaving for a few days. Some of us prefer not facing backwards in the car seat. I call shotgun! I'd like to have a shotgun for LUV. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 11/10/11 01:49 PM
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Sir, you were clearly trying to change your license plate on your car, so that you would not be arrested, for putting an innocent little girl, into a box, and shipping it, U.P.S. Now put your hands behind your back sir, you are under arrest for...................OUCH!! 
*The Power Ranger Princess with a wand, and a dress, kicks the cop in the crotch* LEAVE MY DADDY ALONE! HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO SEND ME ON VACATION, WITHOUT SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY! *she picks up a iron pipe and throws it at his head* 
OMG, LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO MY HEAD! WHAT A BRAT, NO NOT A BRAT, AN EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN, SHE IS!!! SHE ALMOST KILLED ME!!! HERE, TAKE HER BACK!!! NOW!!! TAKE HER BACK!!! NOW I SEE WHY YOU TRIED TO SHIP HER OFF! SORRY BUDDY, BUT YOUR STUCK WITH HER! YOU DEAL WITH THAT...THAT..."THING"!!!! TAKE HER INTO YOUR HOUSE, NOW, SO SHE CANT HURT ANYONE ELSE!!! IM OUTTA HERE!!!! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 11/10/11 01:54 PM
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Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Im back daddy!!! Did you miss me?? YOU HAVENT COMPLIMENTED ME, ON MY NEW DRESS, DADDY!!! AND GET ME SOME PEAS!!!! NOW!!! |
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They'll never find me in manO's attic. with an attic 
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