Topic: SHORT BUT FUNNY THINGS
tigerman1956's photo
Wed 07/11/07 09:18 AM


I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes."
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.


CATBW56's photo
Wed 07/11/07 09:23 AM
Very good Tiger laugh laugh laugh

Stanne's photo
Wed 07/11/07 09:24 AM
those are pretty cute !!!might have to put one on my msn

FallenAngel4U's photo
Wed 07/11/07 09:24 AM
laugh laugh laugh

Now Thats funnylaugh laugh :wink:

Puffins1958's photo
Wed 07/11/07 09:36 AM
Tiger....

Very cute....thank you for sharing

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pretty123's photo
Wed 07/11/07 09:44 AM
Very funny and most sound so true!!!!!

vivalosdodgers's photo
Wed 07/11/07 10:06 AM
love it, love it, love it!!!:heart:

frankfk's photo
Wed 07/11/07 10:54 AM
keep going on tigerhappy happy :wink: :wink: