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Me and my sister had an orgy one time. It was a non-lubricated one. Neither one of us could talk the next day.... we both lost our voices. hehe. Thats why you should always have lubrication at your orgy... that and spiked punch, a real crowd pleaser!! 
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You would be one hell of a party (or orgy). 
And this thread proves it! I think all your threads are proof.
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bring a mop for the blood!!! Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!
Always have a mop at your orgy... it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??   
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bring a mop for the blood!!! Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!
Always have a mop at your orgy... it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??
ewwwwwwwwwwww. Thats gross!! 
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bring a mop for the blood!!! Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!
Always have a mop at your orgy... it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??
ewwwwwwwwwwww. Thats gross!!
I just thought someone might come in the backdoor and get a bloody nose 
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bring a mop for the blood!!! Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!
Always have a mop at your orgy... it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??
ewwwwwwwwwwww. Thats gross!!
Well than YOU should only go to non_menustrating orgies!
But dont say "Ewwwwwwww", cause everyone likes different types of orgies, and who are you to judge. |
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Can I attend any orgy if I have a small penis??
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 06/24/11 07:56 PM
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Can I attend any orgy if I have a small penis?? Oh absolutely!!
In fact non-lubricated orgies prefere that you have a small penis. It really cuts down on the screaming....
and we dont want the cops to show up, do we?? 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 06/24/11 07:56 PM
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bring a mop for the blood!!! Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!
Always have a mop at your orgy... it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??
ewwwwwwwwwwww. Thats gross!!
I just thought someone might come in the backdoor and get a bloody nose
you should always have a first aid kit handy! |
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Can I attend any orgy if I have a small penis?? Oh absolutely!!
In fact non-lubricated orgies prefere that you have a small penis. It really cuts down on the screaming....
and we dont want the cops to show up, do we??
The cops showed up at one of our orgies...
they ended up staying quite a while... 
and left with lots of phone numbers!!
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What if I have a very large penis, can I still go to an orgy???
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What if I have a very large penis, can I still go to an orgy??? but I would make sure its a lubricated orgy... unless you want to be deaf when you leave!!!!
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bring a mop for the blood!!! Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!
Always have a mop at your orgy... it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??
ewwwwwwwwwwww. Thats gross!!
I just thought someone might come in the backdoor and get a bloody nose
you should always have a first aid kit handy!
I would have forgot the first aid kit...
got all the other stuff though,am I good to go???
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luv
Do you need a big house to have an orgy??? Just sayin. |
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luv Do you need a big house to have an orgy??? Just sayin. Actually no.... the smaller the house, the closer people are to one another, which makes the orgy get good really fast! It would be nice to have a big backyard for refreshments though! |
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The last orgy I went to, they had their dogs just hangin round in the same room as the orgy....
one of them humped my leg. 
Do I need to see a doctor??? 
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Yes, and it just so happens that I am a doctor.
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The last orgy I went to, they had their dogs just hangin round in the same room as the orgy....
one of them humped my leg.
Do I need to see a doctor???
That depends on how high up your leg he humped! |
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I volunteer to be the clean-up crew!
This way I get to bring home any strays...
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The last orgy I went to, they had their dogs just hangin round in the same room as the orgy....
one of them humped my leg.
Do I need to see a doctor???
That depends on how high up your leg he humped! |
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