Topic: HAVING AN ORGY!!
luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:42 PM

Me and my sister had an orgy one time.

It was a non-lubricated one.

Neither one of us could talk the next day....

we both lost our voices. hehe.


Thats why you should always have lubrication at your orgy...

that and spiked punch, a real crowd pleaser!!flowerforyou

Totage's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:43 PM


You would be one hell of a party (or orgy). :tongue:


And this thread proves it!


I think all your threads are proof. :tongue: :tongue:

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:44 PM

bring a mop for the blood!!!


Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!flowerforyou

Always have a mop at your orgy...

it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??blushing bigsmile laugh laugh laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:45 PM


bring a mop for the blood!!!


Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!flowerforyou

Always have a mop at your orgy...

it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??blushing bigsmile laugh laugh laugh laugh


ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Thats gross!!ill

Simonedemidova's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:47 PM



bring a mop for the blood!!!


Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!flowerforyou

Always have a mop at your orgy...

it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??blushing bigsmile laugh laugh laugh laugh


ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Thats gross!!ill


I just thought someone might come in the backdoor and get a bloody nose
pitchfork

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:47 PM



bring a mop for the blood!!!


Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!flowerforyou

Always have a mop at your orgy...

it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??blushing bigsmile laugh laugh laugh laugh


ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Thats gross!!ill


Well than YOU should only go to non_menustrating orgies!laugh laugh laugh laugh

But dont say "Ewwwwwwww", cause everyone likes different types of orgies, and who are you to judge.

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:48 PM
Can I attend any orgy if I have a small penis??

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:50 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 06/24/11 07:56 PM

Can I attend any orgy if I have a small penis??


Oh absolutely!!flowerforyou

In fact non-lubricated orgies prefere that you have a small penis.

It really cuts down on the screaming....bigsmile

and we dont want the cops to show up, do we??noway

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:55 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 06/24/11 07:56 PM




bring a mop for the blood!!!


Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!flowerforyou

Always have a mop at your orgy...

it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??blushing bigsmile laugh laugh laugh laugh


ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Thats gross!!ill



I just thought someone might come in the backdoor and get a bloody nose
pitchfork
Thats why in addition to your strap ons, whips, chains, whipped cream,diq extenders,xxx movies,leather thongs,blow up dolls, condoms, and liquor...

you should always have a first aid kit handy!

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:57 PM


Can I attend any orgy if I have a small penis??


Oh absolutely!!flowerforyou

In fact non-lubricated orgies prefere that you have a small penis.

It really cuts down on the screaming....bigsmile

and we dont want the cops to show up, do we??noway



The cops showed up at one of our orgies...noway

they ended up staying quite a while...:banana:

and left with lots of phone numbers!!flowerforyou

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:58 PM
What if I have a very large penis, can I still go to an orgy???

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:59 PM

What if I have a very large penis, can I still go to an orgy???

Yes,

but I would make sure its a lubricated orgy...

unless you want to be deaf when you leave!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 08:01 PM





bring a mop for the blood!!!


Thats a good point I forgot to bring up.Thank you for reminding me!flowerforyou

Always have a mop at your orgy...

it could just be someones "time of the month", ya know??blushing bigsmile laugh laugh laugh laugh


ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Thats gross!!ill



I just thought someone might come in the backdoor and get a bloody nose
pitchfork
Thats why in addition to your strap ons, whips, chains, whipped cream,diq extenders,xxx movies,leather thongs,blow up dolls, condoms, and liquor...

you should always have a first aid kit handy!
Oh thanksflowerforyou

I would have forgot the first aid kit...noway

got all the other stuff though,am I good to go???:banana:

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 08:02 PM
luv

Do you need a big house to have an orgy???

Just sayin.

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 08:03 PM

luv

Do you need a big house to have an orgy???

Just sayin.


Actually no....

the smaller the house, the closer people are to one another, which makes the orgy get good really fast!

It would be nice to have a big backyard for refreshments though!

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 08:04 PM
The last orgy I went to, they had their dogs just hangin round in the same room as the orgy....surprised

one of them humped my leg.scared

Do I need to see a doctor???sad2

Totage's photo
Fri 06/24/11 08:05 PM
Yes, and it just so happens that I am a doctor. pitchfork

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 08:05 PM

The last orgy I went to, they had their dogs just hangin round in the same room as the orgy....surprised

one of them humped my leg.scared

Do I need to see a doctor???sad2


That depends on how high up your leg he humped!

Holly4459's photo
Fri 06/24/11 08:05 PM
I volunteer to be the clean-up crew!

This way I get to bring home any strays...laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 08:06 PM


The last orgy I went to, they had their dogs just hangin round in the same room as the orgy....surprised

one of them humped my leg.scared

Do I need to see a doctor???sad2


That depends on how high up your leg he humped!
It was pretty high!