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| Topic: HAVING AN ORGY!! | |
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At my orgy... we played "hot oil strip twister", and I broke my leg. 
Do you know of any way to play that game and not break a body part?? 
Dont ask me!!! 
I lost a boob playing it!!!  
You really are in bad shape....busted leg, lost a boob, broken cooter..... Now it's all fun and games till somebody looses an eye! I fixed my cooter.... I just used some crazy glue! 
Then no wonder this orgy is so lame. You sealed up the main attraction! |
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i tried a non lubricated condom once too chewy and it tasted like panda intestine Your not suppose to eat them Ese.... or where you putting it on him with your mouth??? 
im sorry, I couldnt resist!!! 
Come back!!
still here, no offense, we's just funin' |
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What should you wear to an orgy??? but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.
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i tried a non lubricated condom once too chewy and it tasted like panda intestine Your not suppose to eat them Ese.... or where you putting it on him with your mouth???
im sorry, I couldnt resist!!!
Come back!!
still here, no offense, we's just funin' |
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What should you wear to an orgy??? but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.
I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!
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What should you wear to an orgy??? but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.
I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!
Ouch! We're you wearing it at a non-lubricated orgy??? |
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I think Mingle is having an orgy SOMEWHERE! 
ECHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Where in the hell is everyone?? 
This place is so quiet you could hear myself fart,*fart*   oh excuse me....but see, I heard it!
You guys better not be having a party, 
or even worse, and orgy, without me. 
Damn.... I bet im missing a party.. 
I bet theres strippers, and cake, and alcohol, naked people  ...
and I bet they even had a slideshow!
Now, it's not really a party (or an orgy) without YOU babe. 
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What should you wear to an orgy??? Definitely a RUBBER!!!
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What should you wear to an orgy??? but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.
I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!
did you have it on backwards |
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What should you wear to an orgy??? but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.
I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!
Ouch! We're you wearing it at a non-lubricated orgy??? Yeah, now that I think about it, it was non lubricated!! 
You could hear people screaming blocks away!! 
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What should you wear to an orgy??? but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.
I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!
did you have it on backwards You mean, they have a back and a front????
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What should you wear to an orgy??? but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.
I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!
Ouch! We're you wearing it at a non-lubricated orgy??? Yeah, now that I think about it, it was non lubricated!!
You could hear people screaming blocks away!!
Ha! It was like f***ing an electric sander. |
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I think Mingle is having an orgy SOMEWHERE!
ECHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Where in the hell is everyone??
This place is so quiet you could hear myself fart,*fart* oh excuse me....but see, I heard it!
You guys better not be having a party,
or even worse, and orgy, without me.
Damn.... I bet im missing a party..
I bet theres strippers, and cake, and alcohol, naked people ...
and I bet they even had a slideshow!
Now, it's not really a party (or an orgy) without YOU babe.
Or it could just be ALL ME, HUH?
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What should you wear to an orgy??? but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.
I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!
Ouch! We're you wearing it at a non-lubricated orgy??? Yeah, now that I think about it, it was non lubricated!!
You could hear people screaming blocks away!!
Ha! It was like f***ing an electric sander. Ive done that!!! Well... just the handle!
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You would be one hell of a party (or orgy).
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What should you wear to an orgy??? but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.
I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!
did you have it on backwards You mean, they have a back and a front????
Yeah, its suppose to have the "hot dog" part in the front!! 
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What should you wear to an orgy??? but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.
I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!
did you have it on backwards You mean, they have a back and a front????
Yeah, its suppose to have the "hot dog" part in the front!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, is that why my bottom was so sore the next day??
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You would be one hell of a party (or orgy).
And this thread proves it! |
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Me and my sister had an orgy one time.
It was a non-lubricated one. Neither one of us could talk the next day.... we both lost our voices. hehe. |
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bring a mop for the blood!!!
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