Topic: HAVING AN ORGY!!
ujGearhead's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:27 PM




At my orgy...

we played "hot oil strip twister", and I broke my leg.tears

Do you know of any way to play that game and not break a body part??flowerforyou


Dont ask me!!!noway

I lost a boob playing it!!!sadlaugh laugh laugh


You really are in bad shape....busted leg, lost a boob, broken cooter.....

Now it's all fun and games till somebody looses an eye!


I fixed my cooter....

I just used some crazy glue!:thumbsup:


Then no wonder this orgy is so lame. You sealed up the main attraction!

no photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:27 PM



i tried a non lubricated condom once

too chewy and it tasted like panda intestine


Your not suppose to eat them Ese....

or where you putting it on him with your mouth???rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Ese ...

im sorry, I couldnt resist!!!smokin

Come back!!flowerforyou


still here, no offense, we's just funin'

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:28 PM

What should you wear to an orgy???

Well it doesnt really matter since your gonna get naked anyways...

but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:29 PM




i tried a non lubricated condom once

too chewy and it tasted like panda intestine


Your not suppose to eat them Ese....

or where you putting it on him with your mouth???rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Ese ...

im sorry, I couldnt resist!!!smokin

Come back!!flowerforyou


still here, no offense, we's just funin'
Whewwwwwwwww!!

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:30 PM


What should you wear to an orgy???

Well it doesnt really matter since your gonna get naked anyways...

but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!sad sad

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:31 PM



What should you wear to an orgy???

Well it doesnt really matter since your gonna get naked anyways...

but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!sad sad


Ouch!

We're you wearing it at a non-lubricated orgy???

Totage's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:32 PM

I think Mingle is having an orgy SOMEWHERE!surprised

ECHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Where in the hell is everyone??what

This place is so quiet you could hear myself fart,*fart*blushing oops oh excuse me....but see, I heard it!:tongue:

You guys better not be having a party,:banana:

or even worse, and orgy, without me.pitchfork

Damn....

I bet im missing a party..sad2

I bet theres strippers, and cake, and alcohol, naked peoplebigsmile ...drinker

and I bet they even had a slideshow!sad


Now, it's not really a party (or an orgy) without YOU babe. flowers

Simonedemidova's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:32 PM

What should you wear to an orgy???



Definitely a RUBBER!!!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

no photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:32 PM



What should you wear to an orgy???

Well it doesnt really matter since your gonna get naked anyways...

but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!sad sad


did you have it on backwards

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:32 PM




What should you wear to an orgy???

Well it doesnt really matter since your gonna get naked anyways...

but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!sad sad


Ouch!

We're you wearing it at a non-lubricated orgy???


Yeah, now that I think about it, it was non lubricated!!whoa

You could hear people screaming blocks away!!spock laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:34 PM




What should you wear to an orgy???

Well it doesnt really matter since your gonna get naked anyways...

but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!sad sad


did you have it on backwards


You mean, they have a back and a front????what

Totage's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:34 PM





What should you wear to an orgy???

Well it doesnt really matter since your gonna get naked anyways...

but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!sad sad


Ouch!

We're you wearing it at a non-lubricated orgy???


Yeah, now that I think about it, it was non lubricated!!whoa

You could hear people screaming blocks away!!spock laugh laugh


Ha! It was like f***ing an electric sander.

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:35 PM


I think Mingle is having an orgy SOMEWHERE!surprised

ECHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Where in the hell is everyone??what

This place is so quiet you could hear myself fart,*fart*blushing oops oh excuse me....but see, I heard it!:tongue:

You guys better not be having a party,:banana:

or even worse, and orgy, without me.pitchfork

Damn....

I bet im missing a party..sad2

I bet theres strippers, and cake, and alcohol, naked peoplebigsmile ...drinker

and I bet they even had a slideshow!sad


Now, it's not really a party (or an orgy) without YOU babe. flowers


Or it could just be ALL ME, HUH?laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:36 PM






What should you wear to an orgy???

Well it doesnt really matter since your gonna get naked anyways...

but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!sad sad


Ouch!

We're you wearing it at a non-lubricated orgy???


Yeah, now that I think about it, it was non lubricated!!whoa

You could hear people screaming blocks away!!spock laugh laugh


Ha! It was like f***ing an electric sander.


Ive done that!!!

Well...

just the handle!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Totage's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:36 PM
You would be one hell of a party (or orgy). :tongue:

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:37 PM





What should you wear to an orgy???

Well it doesnt really matter since your gonna get naked anyways...

but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!sad sad


did you have it on backwards


You mean, they have a back and a front????what


Yeah, its suppose to have the "hot dog" part in the front!!winking

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:39 PM






What should you wear to an orgy???

Well it doesnt really matter since your gonna get naked anyways...

but you could wear a strap on if you really wanted to.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I wore on of those once, and it gave me a terrible butt rash!!sad sad


did you have it on backwards


You mean, they have a back and a front????what


Yeah, its suppose to have the "hot dog" part in the front!!winking


Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, is that why my bottom was so sore the next day??sad

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:39 PM

You would be one hell of a party (or orgy). :tongue:


And this thread proves it!

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:41 PM
Me and my sister had an orgy one time.

It was a non-lubricated one.

Neither one of us could talk the next day....

we both lost our voices. hehe.

Simonedemidova's photo
Fri 06/24/11 07:41 PM
bring a mop for the blood!!!