Disclaimer: I have no idea if any of these will get you arrested. Probably, so assess your personal circumstances and determine how adverse the affect of a lengthy prison sentence will be on your life before attempting any of these.



D.S.'s Guide to Making Your Day More Interesting!



- Locate a driver who is slowing traffic on the road because they're distracted from the proper operation of their vehicle by talking on a cell phone (chances are all you'll have to do is look to your immediate right), ram their vehicle with your car and force them off the road. As they open their door to confront you, shout in an authoritative voice "Extensive cell phone use causes health problems!!" and drive away really fast.



- Walk into a Starbucks and ask for a "regular coffee",then sit back and enjoy the bewildered expression on the counter person's face as they try to decipher which selection a regular coffee refers to.



-Organize a completely meaningless rally to encourage your local library to remove all Stephanie Meyer books from their shelves due to them being "intellectually de-stimulating" .



- Show up at a Ku Klux Klan rally dressed as Ghostface from the Scream films. As soon as you get close enough to one of the participants, use a vocoder to yell "My favorite scary movie is Deliverance!" as you stab him.



- Learn to speak squirrel. Use this knowledge to drive to the local public park and convince your rodent brethren that they should rise up against their homo sapien oppressors.



-Sneak into the office of the Supervisor of elections, find the last few boxes of ballots not yet recounted and replace them with boxes filled with ballots registering votes for Optimus Prime.



- Gather a mob of Star Trek fans, jack them up on donuts and coffee and then raid a Babylon 5 convention while bellowing the battle cry 'Set Phasers to "wannabe"!"



- Learn to speak dolphin. Head to SeaWorld. convince your dolphin brethren that all of those people swimming with them are in fact oppressors who want to enslave the whole of sea dwelling mammalian society. Then suggest that they clue the Orcas in on this as well.



-Walk into an Arby's at lunchtime with a fully grown cow in tow. Leave the animal standing among the other patrons as you approach the counter and announce to the employees in a firm,loud voice that after days of following clues, purchase reports, livestock auctions and a generally extensive paper trail, you've tracked the cow's sister to this building and have come to take her home to her family. Then pause, act confused and ask exactly what it is they sell there.



-Purchase ten gallons of motor oil. Find a BP gas station and, when no one is looking, chop a five gallon hole in the ground. Pour the oil into the hole until it fills up and overflows. Then point and scream in a loud, horrified voice "They're at it again!!"



-Assemble a mob of Star wars fans , get them jacked up on Pepsi and Taco Bell and then tell them that the Star Trek fans you sent to battle with the Babylon 5 people earlier in the day are in fact in the convention center desperately attempting to not only convince George Lucas to make a new Star Wars film about midi-chlorians starring only Jake LLoyd and Jar Jar Binks, but to subsequently re-release all of the existing films with new footage altering the entire saga to include references to this new film. Explain that when this happens, it will result in a newly added scene in Episode IV:A New Hope where neither Han nor Greedo but Yoda shot first. Arm them with functional lightsabers and get the hell out of the way.



-Find an ex you had bad break up with and tell them that they need to go to the clinic because some representatives from the CDC want to speak with them . As they frantically scramble to get to the clinic, go home and get some rest. After forcing cars off the road, learning to speak both squirrel and dolphin , sparking two animal uprisings and a war between legions of Sc-Fi fans while framing BP, embarrassing Arby's and attempting to have a transformer elected Governor, you've definitely earned a good night's sleep.



:)

I say this is the first hand experience of a person needing to back off the red bull.

I've ordered the "normal" coffee at Starbucks. I'm not sure what it was, their most popular blend of specialty coffee or an ordinary blend with nothing special about it but... it didn't seem to be particularly good. I had the same experience with Seattle's Best a few years back, I think before Starbucks bought them.

How the mochas, espressos etc compare, I have no idea, but McDonalds or the average gas station (who surprisingly often have very good coffee) were better.

i found that last post (you guessed it) surprisingly dull