There were 3 couples wanting to join a popular church in town. The
preacher told each of them that in order to join, they had to refrain
from church for 3 weeks.
After 3 weeks went by, the 1st couple came in. The pracher asked them
"how did it go?"
The man answered "No problem...the 1st week was easy...the 2nd week
was over before we knew it and heck, at the end of the 3rd week the wife
had to remind me it was over". "Welcome to our church" said the
preacher.
The 2nd couple comes in and the preachers asked them how it went.
"Well the 1st week wasnt too bad" said the guy. " the 2nd week though
was a little rough, and by the end of the 3rd week I was pulling the
hair out of my head...but we made it" The preacher welcomed them also.
The 3rd couple comes in and before the preacher can ask the man says
" We tried really hard" and then hangs his head.
The preacher says "So what went wrong?" " Well, the 1st week was a
bitch....the 2nd week was so bad even the dog was backing out of the
room...and just about the end of the 3rd week, I thought we had made
it...but the wife dropped a bar of soap on the floor, bent over to pick
it up in this short mini skirt she was wearing, and sorry Father...I
just had to give it to her right then and there..."
"Well I'm sorry" says the preacher..." but we cant let you into our
church...."
"Thats ok Father..." says the man....
"THEY WONT LET US INTO WALMART ANYMORE EITHER".

needed to read that, it helped make my day

Glad to help...lol

wisc.. love the bike

Thanks...one of the benefits of working there...lol.

i'm jealous.. i would love a harley, but can't afford one. but then
again, i don't know how to ride one either.. so that is a slight problem

lot more women are realizing it isnt the hardest thing in the world to
learn how to ride. And if you enjoyed the way the wind blew thru your
hair when you used to ride a bike, you'll really enjoy riding a hog...

it would be fun to learn how to ride one and own one one day.

Love the story

I love your pic...

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked
you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps
your radar gun needs calibrating. "Not looking up from her knitting the
wife says: "Now don't be silly dear,
you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer is
writing out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
"Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles
demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off
when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer
frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt,
sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you
see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so
that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now,
dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You
never wear your seat belt when you're driving." So as the police
officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and
barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at
the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way,
Ma'am?"
(I love this part) ......"Only when he's been drinking."

That was a good one....

that is funny