Note: I originally wrote this piece in April of 2009. Sadly,it's still relevant. Enjoy.


Adbots and Spam

(A Dr.Suess "Green Eggs and Ham" parody)

Would you read
Adbots and Spam?

I would not
Scam I am.

I do not like them
Scam I Am
I do not like Adbots and Spam

Would you read them
on your boat?
Even if they get your goat?
Would you read them in a plane?
Even if it's such a pain?

I would not read them on a boat
and oh lord yes
they get my goat
I will not read them in a plane
not even on a trip to Spain.
I will not read them
Scam I am
I will not read adbots and spam.

Would you read them in the john
Or during that long lunch you're on?

I take no laptop to the john
Nor to a lunch I may be on
I would not read them anyway
I wish they would just go away.

The nonstop adverts make me blue
Like money swindles
sent from Peru
Or trying to sell
a porno site
how do you people sleep at night?
and weight loss pills sold through the net
are not what I call
the safest bet.

I will not read them in a plane
I will not read them on a train
The stuff they sell
it never works
so just stop trying
you online jerks!

I will not read them
Scam I am
I cannot stand Adbots and Spam!