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| Topic: I want to be a Chinese Fortune Cookie Writer! | |
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Within life there is no right or wrong paths to which one may take; the Journey itself, is what defines who you are; there will be many bumps within your journey but like with any paths, it will fade into the distance. (original- Getting practice for my future career in writing Chinese Fortune cookies)
My dear Padawan, the essence of life is but a circle. The end of one's existence is of certainty, but with each flutter of its' wings will bring about eternal influence; from its' ashes will new life emerge, and in itself will spring torrents amongst the ocean. (another Original) Mankind exists with shades of broken glass; once we are able to shed it aside, are we able to achieve a truly peaceful existence. (also by me!) Mankind's achievements and follies are because of their own doing; use prudence when giving credence to those who it does not belong to. (written by Me) Yall think I'll make it in that Industry? |
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I like it. :) Unfortunately, most people only want to read something that looks like it came from a magic eight ball prediction.
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Within life there is no right or wrong paths to which one may take; the Journey itself, is what defines who you are; there will be many bumps within your journey but like with any paths, it will fade into the distance. (original- Getting practice for my future career in writing Chinese Fortune cookies) My dear Padawan, the essence of life is but a circle. The end of one's existence is of certainty, but with each flutter of its' wings will bring about eternal influence; from its' ashes will new life emerge, and in itself will spring torrents amongst the ocean. (another Original) Mankind exists with shades of broken glass; once we are able to shed it aside, are we able to achieve a truly peaceful existence. (also by me!) Mankind's achievements and follies are because of their own doing; use prudence when giving credence to those who it does not belong to. (written by Me) Yall think I'll make it in that Industry?  I want to see the size of the cookie that will hold all that!  Like what they say, but either the print must be small or the cookie huge. |
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Supersize me!.. yall never seen the new American fortune cookies?
and yes, I know that Americans beat us to the punch by inventing it first. I mean the actually cookie you get with your Chop suey. |
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I like it. :) Unfortunately, most people only want to read something that looks like it came from a magic eight ball prediction. Hehe I know.. stuck it in the wrong context on purpose, not really sure why though 
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You wanted to sound like a smart fortune cookie master.
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Supersize me!.. yall never seen the new American fortune cookies? and yes, I know that Americans beat us to the punch by inventing it first. I mean the actually cookie you get with your Chop suey.  someone will probably do that to them too! Maybe you should change the inserts? Instead of a those, make them advice cookies... "smile at girl in corner and receive happiness" "give right-of-way to another to receive peace" Or, if you're brave and crazy... just put your phone number in the cookies and pass them out at a gathering... "867-5309 for much love and happiness" 
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Supersize me!.. yall never seen the new American fortune cookies? and yes, I know that Americans beat us to the punch by inventing it first. I mean the actually cookie you get with your Chop suey. someone will probably do that to them too! Maybe you should change the inserts? Instead of a those, make them advice cookies... "smile at girl in corner and receive happiness" "give right-of-way to another to receive peace" Or, if you're brave and crazy... just put your phone number in the cookies and pass them out at a gathering... "867-5309 for much love and happiness" OMG!!! you are Golden! Phone # in the cookies! but yea... gotta make sure I give it to the right person.. dont want that to happen again.. sigh... |
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You wanted to sound like a smart fortune cookie master. Hmmm just maybe.. but I'm still missing the long white beard.. Maybe some glasses may help also.. anything else I'm missing? |
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Edited by
alternativa
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Wed 06/01/11 10:35 PM
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OMG!!! you are Golden! Phone # in the cookies! but yea... gotta make sure I give it to the right person.. dont want that to happen again.. sigh... Yes... pass them out carefully. The one who calls is the one who likes surprises and willing to take chances. Or mentally unbalanced and desparate?  Nah... think positive and go with the first option. Let me know if you do it and what the results are. Would love to hear it went well. |
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Hmmm just maybe.. but I'm still missing the long white beard.. Maybe some glasses may help also.. anything else I'm missing? Yes. The shaved head, some flowing robes, an old walking stick, a few mystical beads and a partridge in a pear tree. :) |
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