Topic: I want to be a Chinese Fortune Cookie Writer!
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Wed 06/01/11 05:03 PM
Within life there is no right or wrong paths to which one may take; the Journey itself, is what defines who you are; there will be many bumps within your journey but like with any paths, it will fade into the distance. (original- Getting practice for my future career in writing Chinese Fortune cookies)

My dear Padawan, the essence of life is but a circle. The end of one's existence is of certainty, but with each flutter of its' wings will bring about eternal influence; from its' ashes will new life emerge, and in itself will spring torrents amongst the ocean. (another Original)

Mankind exists with shades of broken glass; once we are able to shed it aside, are we able to achieve a truly peaceful existence. (also by me!)

Mankind's achievements and follies are because of their own doing; use prudence when giving credence to those who it does not belong to. (written by Me)


Yall think I'll make it in that Industry?

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Wed 06/01/11 09:40 PM
I like it. :) Unfortunately, most people only want to read something that looks like it came from a magic eight ball prediction.

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Wed 06/01/11 09:45 PM

Within life there is no right or wrong paths to which one may take; the Journey itself, is what defines who you are; there will be many bumps within your journey but like with any paths, it will fade into the distance. (original- Getting practice for my future career in writing Chinese Fortune cookies)

My dear Padawan, the essence of life is but a circle. The end of one's existence is of certainty, but with each flutter of its' wings will bring about eternal influence; from its' ashes will new life emerge, and in itself will spring torrents amongst the ocean. (another Original)

Mankind exists with shades of broken glass; once we are able to shed it aside, are we able to achieve a truly peaceful existence. (also by me!)

Mankind's achievements and follies are because of their own doing; use prudence when giving credence to those who it does not belong to. (written by Me)


Yall think I'll make it in that Industry?



surprised I want to see the size of the cookie that will hold all that!

:thumbsup: Like what they say, but either the print must be small or the cookie huge.

Uselessknowledge's photo
Wed 06/01/11 09:50 PM
Supersize me!.. yall never seen the new American fortune cookies?
and yes, I know that Americans beat us to the punch by inventing it first. I mean the actually cookie you get with your Chop suey.

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Wed 06/01/11 09:53 PM

I like it. :) Unfortunately, most people only want to read something that looks like it came from a magic eight ball prediction.


Hehe I know.. stuck it in the wrong context on purpose, not really sure why though :tongue:

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Wed 06/01/11 10:00 PM
You wanted to sound like a smart fortune cookie master. laugh

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Wed 06/01/11 10:02 PM

Supersize me!.. yall never seen the new American fortune cookies?
and yes, I know that Americans beat us to the punch by inventing it first. I mean the actually cookie you get with your Chop suey.


rofl someone will probably do that to them too!

Maybe you should change the inserts? Instead of a those, make them advice cookies...
"smile at girl in corner and receive happiness"
"give right-of-way to another to receive peace"

Or, if you're brave and crazy... just put your phone number in the cookies and pass them out at a gathering...
"867-5309 for much love and happiness"

happy

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Wed 06/01/11 10:13 PM


Supersize me!.. yall never seen the new American fortune cookies?
and yes, I know that Americans beat us to the punch by inventing it first. I mean the actually cookie you get with your Chop suey.


rofl someone will probably do that to them too!

Maybe you should change the inserts? Instead of a those, make them advice cookies...
"smile at girl in corner and receive happiness"
"give right-of-way to another to receive peace"

Or, if you're brave and crazy... just put your phone number in the cookies and pass them out at a gathering...
"867-5309 for much love and happiness"

happy


OMG!!! you are Golden! Phone # in the cookies!
but yea... gotta make sure I give it to the right person.. dont want that to happen again.. sigh...

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Wed 06/01/11 10:15 PM

You wanted to sound like a smart fortune cookie master. laugh


Hmmm just maybe.. but I'm still missing the long white beard.. Maybe some glasses may help also.. anything else I'm missing?

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Wed 06/01/11 10:34 PM
Edited by alternativa on Wed 06/01/11 10:35 PM




OMG!!! you are Golden! Phone # in the cookies!
but yea... gotta make sure I give it to the right person.. dont want that to happen again.. sigh...




Yes... pass them out carefully. The one who calls is the one who likes surprises and willing to take chances. :thumbsup:

Or mentally unbalanced and desparate? noway

Nah... think positive and go with the first option. Let me know if you do it and what the results are. Would love to hear it went well.

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Thu 06/02/11 05:56 AM

Hmmm just maybe.. but I'm still missing the long white beard.. Maybe some glasses may help also.. anything else I'm missing?


Yes. The shaved head, some flowing robes, an old walking stick, a few mystical beads and a partridge in a pear tree. :)